Recent reviews by Babel

years of my life gone

The best game to come out of the boomer-shooter revival. Those Chapter Two key puzzles suck though.

One of the best games of all time, which is probably a given when 90% of your negative reviews are "This game is really good but it isn't for me therefore I don't recommend it" or "This game is really good but I couldn't beat it so it's bad"

i make-a the blades

This DLC changed my life, and I believe I am a better person for owning it. Those without it should worship the ground I walk on.

I enjoy this game and recommend it, however, I do have some criticisms. While clearly very inspired by the Stanley Parable, it falls into a trap directly outlined in the game itself: it's a collection of gags with no real cohesion to them. There's a bit of an underlying theme of capitalism/workplace humor I suppose, but the majority of the game is very disjointed and seemingly absurd for the sake of being absurd. While the Stanley Parable served as a commentary and satire of video game narratives as a whole, and thus earns its more 'out-there' moments, this game simply pulls you from one joke to the next. One moment you're using a sword to select answers on a quiz, the next you're going through a time machine. Very funny, but not very interesting.

I've only played four hours but it felt like days.

funny scientist screams

i love ponies

This game was my childhood. Now it is my adulthood. The cookies shall flow through the streets like the armies of Hell descending upon Heaven's gates. All I know is the cookie. All the cookies know is I. Welcome to the family.