I don’t drive tanks—I become them. When I wake up, I hear the rumble of a Tiger II idling in my soul. My blood type is 20W-50 motor oil. I play 24/7, eat HE shells for breakfast, and once barked at a fridge because it looked like a KV-2.💀 If you spawn near me, stay back—I’ve got tunnel vision and zero trigger discipline. My therapist says I need to touch grass—I told him grass doesn’t have 120mm composite armor. If you’re not spawn camping, are you even trying? Glory to the grind.