We are Canadian!

You want to psych out some nepotistic uniform sausage? When they come at you for whatever bribed reason you look them dead in either eye and say "Yeah, put your strong hands all over me!" and the ones that aren't sick ♥♥♥♥♥ ALWAYS hesitate a sexy second, and any tuxedo mask knows that one sexy second is all that counts, in the sexy moment.

I think we should just totally scrap hockey as it is, too expensive, and just lay a baby on a garbage can lid on the ice in the arena and have teams of big strong men with big strong manly hands gently nudge the baby with brooms into goal gutters. Sell pretzels too.

You know when babies are screaming and you say "Baby! Silence!" and it stops screaming and stares at you and you say "thank you" and it doesn't say "you're welcome", why do people have them?

What if babies came out running and don't stop until they grow a bit and we had to build them nursery wheels to run constantly on while feeding them as they jog their little infant legs, we are lucky they just scream.

France is a scam, always was. Telling you a pyramid made of windows is a museum and a thumb tack sticking out of the ground to defend against giants is a 'national monument'.

How is someone 'French' because they speak it? Am I a flying squirrel if I jump off of a building?