You have 200 ping?!
You think that's bad? Well, I don't have a medic girlfriend. I don't think you understand. I don't have ANY MEDIC GF, at ALL. Nobody to accompany me through the filthy pubs, heal me and give me ubers, wear matching cosmetics with me, console me after I get random critted. Nobody to listen to me talk about my high killstreaks. I can't get all the neckbeards jealous of my princess when she talks with her forced girly voice on the microphone. I can't think of her fluffy and pink cosmetics throughout the day to get me by. I can't taunt with her and tell her how much I missed her while we were separated by the bitter split of autobalance. I have NO MEDIC GF. NONE.

I came to this dude's house after completely dumpstering him. He opened the door and immediately got on his knees. Without hesitation he started sucking and showing me who was dom daddy. I left bewildered, in love and my kids missing from me.

Lauren: Am I pretty?
Me:No
Lauren: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Me: No
Lauren: Do u even like me?
Me: No
Lauren: Would u cry if i walked away?
Me: No
Lauren heard enough and was hurt... he walked away with tears in his eyes
I grabbed his arm
Me: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Me: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Me: I dont like u...I love u
Me: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
I whisper: Plz stay with me
Lauren: i will...

I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. Stop saying I’m gay. If you were a girl, I’d probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now.

but u have to.😕.be my girlfriend!!😍😍 snickers nefariously😂😂😂 /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl 👧to be my girlfriend😍 and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! 💯💯c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' 👫crosses fingers and gulps😊 s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly 👌what do you say to my proposal? 💃waits patiently💑

Hey, I heard your voice and thought you sounded really sexy. I don't normally do this, but I think you're really cool and I appreciate you letting me be on your friends list. It's really rare to find a guy who is polite and nice to a girl in video games! I don't know why more guys aren't like you. Haha, we should play some Minecraft together sometime! It's a really cool game where you build stuff like legos. I want to show you my farm, and all my cute animals. SQUEE Sorry, I wasn't flirting with you (blush), I swear I'm just trying to get to know you better... Sorry was that too blunt? I'm just really flirty and slutty and I don't get out much. Add me on snapchat, you sound really nice and fun! XOXOXO

This does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3,457,380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...

girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa COOL ! THAT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL AND WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME ! *eyes ARE SHOWING SIGNS OF HAPPINESS* NICE ! *GAMELIST drops COOL GAMES rolls out* I DON'T HAVE A PREFERENCE PLEASE CHOOSE *DBD bursts out of the outh uncontrollably HARDCORE PC and EVERYTHING'S READY* NICE I LOVE DBD*tiny SANDWICH BEING BROUGHT BY HIS BOYFRIEND through THE ROOM* Ahhhhhhhhhhh THANK YOU HONEY YOU'RE THE BEST... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck OFFERS SOME FRESH MILK into a bakery store in the background IN A PERFECTLY PROFESSIONAL WAY* PAL WANTS TO PLAY DBD *inhales from A STAWBERRY FLAVORED PERFUME* VERY COOL *PLAYS furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

You look like the stupid

he average guy takes 5.5 minutes to ♥♥♥ and 20 minutes to recover.

That means if a guy had to ♥♥♥ as his job he would nut roughly 20 times in those 8 hours.

To get 2000 nuts per day you would need 100 dudes working 8 hours a day.

That’s 800 manhours to feed somebody on just jizz for one day.

Assuming you paid them a fair wage if $15 per hour you’re paying $12,000 dollars per day to sustain yourself.

That’s $4,380,000 dollars per year to feed yourself on ♥♥♥.

And even then you’d be lacking in most nutrients and vitamins.

At least you can make some guys very very happy until you die of malnutrition.

The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.

That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.

However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.

That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of ♥♥♥.

The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.

Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of ♥♥♥.

To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.

joe biden. joe biden. joe biden. joe biden. this message from mohammad khanaqin, full face of kurdistan, for you, joe biden. you go check up on a doctor, you have 2 yil. your life is 2 yil. 2 yil from now, from today, to 2 yil uh 1 yil in 6 months. 2 yil. your life. after this one you will pass away. you go check up on a doctor, this message from mohammad khanaqin, full face of kurdistan. you do - do you - good job for the usa for the [unintelligible] in 2 yil, you do [unintelligible] you wanna kurdistan cannon, new country, no more iran, no more iraq, no more turkey, no more syria. full face of kurdistan will give you-

👹SAY 😥 YOU 😩 ARE 😍 MY 😡 BAKA 🥺
👹SAY 😥 YOU 😩 ARE 😍 MY 😡 BAKA 🥺
👹SAY 😥 YOU 😩 ARE 😍 MY 😡 BAKA 🥺
👹SAY 😥 YOU 😩 ARE 😍 MY 😡 BAKA 🥺
👹SAY 😥 YOU 😩 ARE 😍 MY 😡 BAKA 🥺

Wtf am I jerking off to? How has my life gone so downhill that I'm jacking off to drawings? I think I know why my dad left. It's because he knew what I would be doing in 20 years from now. Is this my life now. Do I Really get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aroused when I see a stickman with boobs, I do. Who am I inside? I don't know because I'm too busy jerking off to stickmen with boobs.

im sorry💔💔💔 but iℹ️ can't listen👂👂 to you 😫whine 😫 anymore. killer🚬 is SO much easier than survivor, even🌒🌒 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ 4 4️⃣ 🙇man 🙇 swf. do you know why? because killers have🈶 the most important advantage in the game: speed ⏩⏩. the killers are much faster💨💨 than survivors and so🆘🆘 they can catch them. is 🅰️as🅰️🅰️ simple as 🅰️ that, but ❌no❌❌ killer🚬 main has🈶 the brains to understand that somehow. this 🎱game🎱 was actually ALMOST balanced⚖ until they added bloodlust, which only rewards brain dead💀 killers with even🌃🌃 MORE speed🚅, which is again, the most important factor in the 🎴game🎴. ℹ️iℹ️ mean😏 honestly the only thing you do as🅰️ 🚬killer🚬 is walk🏃 forward⏩. that's 🇮🇹it🇮🇹🇮🇹. you just walk🚷 🔼forward🔼 towards the survivor and you WILL catch them.

I'm depressed. Wanna know why? Because I try hard as ♥♥♥♥ to be good at tarkov, beat yourself, and just wreck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and meta gamers like summit, and I never even get a decent raid even after running meta and level 6 armor. I just want to be noticed and feel like i'm appreciated. People who are way less skilled abuse meta and ratting more than me still get good raids. I'm like a little quiet, but i'm not even awkward, and I still get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Life is unfair. I just want to feel loved. maybe, just maybe, there's still someone out there for me that I just haven't found. Maybe i'm too impatient, and just am so lonely already in life that I haven't stopped to think if I should find someone that makes me happy no matter how/when I think of them. But...what if there isn't that person and i'm destined to die alone? That path, to me right now, seems like the more plausible one and that's why i'm depressed.(edited)

sexy slut

16 yrs old, 2 inch penis too small?
I am 16 years old and my penis is 3 inches when erect and maybe 1/2 to 5/8 wide(imagine a babies), 1/2 when flacid. I am worried, especially when my 5 year old cousin says "thats a small peenee" my penis has never grown. EVER. I have just started to get some brown/black hairs around the base of my penis, but I have never produced semen in my life. I am starting to get worried, especially now that I have some interest in dating, and some of my friends have had sex. I also get erections frequently for no apparent reason.. Also right at the base of my penis I have some yellow lumps that are under the skin.Please help me I am worried that it will never grow!

Wanna know why I hate furries? It's the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to body ratio. I've seen gay yiff where the where the ♥♥♥♥ is bigger than the head. Sometimes, the ratio is so outta whack that I had to do some math. And it turns out, the penis would require so much blood to become hard, the furry would literally become unconscious from lack of blood in the brain. I can't enjoy hot gay dragons with the knowledge that their ♥♥♥♥ is so big it would render them unconscious. I just can't enjoy myself with that knowledge in my head.

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay

stupid head

stupid head

Holy ♥♥♥♥. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I see a furry in public, I can’t help but feel ashamed that I didn’t bring my Kar98k scoped rifle to shoot the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It pisses me off because furries are mindless animals and they should be hunted like mindless animals. And the worst part...you wanna know the worst part? Every time I bring my rifle, THERE IS NO FURRY TO SHOOT. I’m tired of shooting paint and shaving cream cans for entertainment; I need something to shoot that I can show to my parents that I actually hunt for a living. Can anybody relate to this?

I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

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Has a furry game on steam library lmao

✋w🅰it💡, ✋w🅰it💡, ✋w🅰it💡.... ✊h🅾ld✊ y🅾ur 🐎h🅾rses🐎... 😯uhⓂ😯... Y🅾U'RE 🅰👡GIRL👙 🎮G🅰ⓂER🎲?!!?! O_O N🅾t t🅾 be 🅰 💄fre🅰k👓, 🅱ut.. 💢just💢 🕛when🕐 I 💡th🅾ught💡 👉y🅾u👈 🚫c🅾uldn't🚫 get Ⓜ🅾re 💘🅰ttr🅰ctive💖.. 👉y🅾u👈 ✔st🅰rted🐵 🚇pl🅰ying🚅 🏆vide🅾 g🅰Ⓜes.🚎 👍Nicely👍 d🅾ne, Ⓜ'lady🎩👌. 👉Y🅾u've👈 just 🗼bec🅾Ⓜe🗼 ⛪every🏦 👖Ⓜ🅰n's👔 🌠dre🅰Ⓜ✨ 👜w🅾Ⓜ🅰n👚. If y🅾u h🅰d Ⓜissed 🅰 c🅾uple 🅱ef🅾re, ⏰n🅾w⌛ 👉y🅾u👈 c🅰n 🅱e sure y🅾u've g🅾t us 🗿ALL🗿 "dr🅾🅾ling", l🅾l.✔

My wet moist ♥♥♥♥ is so drippy and loose I just need a big man to fill me up with the dirty rotten ♥♥♥.

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request hah, maybe its glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why i got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in gamess though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not really though because we arn't together (at least not yet) :wink: Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request though so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of couse coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Dead By Daylight
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skill
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📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Dead By Daylight
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skill
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+rep Toxic Nea main, ran me around as Wraith for 10 gens, best survivor main 2040!