You have 200 ping?!
You think that's bad? Well, I don't have a medic girlfriend. I don't think you understand. I don't have ANY MEDIC GF, at ALL. Nobody to accompany me through the filthy pubs, heal me and give me ubers, wear matching cosmetics with me, console me after I get random critted. Nobody to listen to me talk about my high killstreaks. I can't get all the neckbeards jealous of my princess when she talks with her forced girly voice on the microphone. I can't think of her fluffy and pink cosmetics throughout the day to get me by. I can't taunt with her and tell her how much I missed her while we were separated by the bitter split of autobalance. I have NO MEDIC GF. NONE.

I came to this dude's house after completely dumpstering him. He opened the door and immediately got on his knees. Without hesitation he started sucking and showing me who was dom daddy. I left bewildered, in love and my kids missing from me.

Lauren: Am I pretty?
Me:No
Lauren: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Me: No
Lauren: Do u even like me?
Me: No
Lauren: Would u cry if i walked away?
Me: No
Lauren heard enough and was hurt... he walked away with tears in his eyes
I grabbed his arm
Me: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Me: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Me: I dont like u...I love u
Me: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
I whisper: Plz stay with me
Lauren: i will...

I’m not gay. I am not gay. Do not ever call me gay ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least gay people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not gay. Stop saying I’m gay. If you were a girl, I’d probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now.

but u have to.😕.be my girlfriend!!😍😍 snickers nefariously😂😂😂 /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, I'll get this cute girl 👧to be my girlfriend😍 and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! 💯💯c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' 👫crosses fingers and gulps😊 s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly 👌what do you say to my proposal? 💃waits patiently💑

Hey, I heard your voice and thought you sounded really sexy. I don't normally do this, but I think you're really cool and I appreciate you letting me be on your friends list. It's really rare to find a guy who is polite and nice to a girl in video games! I don't know why more guys aren't like you. Haha, we should play some Minecraft together sometime! It's a really cool game where you build stuff like legos. I want to show you my farm, and all my cute animals. SQUEE Sorry, I wasn't flirting with you (blush), I swear I'm just trying to get to know you better... Sorry was that too blunt? I'm just really flirty and slutty and I don't get out much. Add me on snapchat, you sound really nice and fun! XOXOXO