"Beat them just enough that they listen, but not to much to summon the authoritys"

What are we gonna do on the bed onii-chan?

"Dribble"

"Drive fast eat ass"

"When the anime comes into play it makes my day" -Kanye

"You think this is a game?! It's real out here in these streets.
You either headpat or you go splat."

"It’s about this black guy and he turns himself into a lamp. Funniest ♥♥♥♥ I’ve seen all day"

It's not gay if I'm top - Ancient Rome

"You came into the wrong neighbourhood, onii-chan."

"Nothing's more cute than a girl that sounds like a kicked dog when she sneeze."

"If two people from opposite sides of the world dropped a slice of bread it would make the whole earth a sandwich"

"Honestly boys, dont go after anybody who does not live In a rest home these days, just to be safe."

"If you die in the living room, would that make you immortal?"

"if two vegans are arguing, is it still beef?"

"Women are very docile, supportive, alright? That´s why they play Mercy, that´s why they play Soraka..."

”Sometimes it takes a real man to be best girl.”

"Not everyone zooms"

"I drive a Toyota moe theater"

"Mondays...I hate them..." - Garfield

God bless the U-nya-ted States of A-meow-rica!

“If someone hurts your waifu, don’t be afraid to purge them, everyone and everything they care about.”

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War