Recent reviews by Kyxus

If Doom and Disney had a baby, this. This is it. It's such a great shooting game with a nod to the shooters that came before!

I never knew it'd take me over six hours, to finish a political compass quiz

>human
>male
>adeptus arbites
>pick up riot shield and maul
>beats the ♥♥♥♥ out of grandfather
>launch the game

What business majors imagine working at Lockheed Martin looks like:

Like how Life is Strange left me feeling afterwards, I'm going to sell my soul to the devs to see Invisigirl smile (and to see Waterboy succeed)

WEEK 3 UPDATE - WHAT NOW

WEEK 4 UPDATE - Why has this ended, I'm in Pain.

This game is a perfect story-telling game. I know I'm paying for seeing a movie twice every week for four weeks. And it kept me waiting, and excited each time for the next. Now that it's over, I sincerely hope there's more to come. This is like The Office but new seasons will have new characters or new drama. I'm so excited for what's next for Adhoc Studio and Z-Team.

Lastly, let's not forget the star-studded cast who made this successful!

🦚🦚🦚🦚🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳INDIA, JAI HO!!! 🙏🪔🧡🤍💚🕉️🦚🦚🦚
CRICKET, CHAI, BIRYANI & BOLLYWOOD 💃🍛🏏☕ AND METRIC FOR LIFE 📏📐📊
WE MEASURE IN KILOMETERS AND KILOGRAMS, BABY KILO POWER 💪⚖️🛣️
Celsius ALL DAY 🌡️ 100°C = WATER BOILS, 37°C ≈ BODY TEMP, EASY PEASY 🧠✅
1 METRE = 100 CENTIMETRES? OBVIOUSLY 🙌🤯🤩 WHO WOULDN’T LOVE THAT MATH? ➗➕
1 LITRE = 1 KILOGRAM (roughly) ROUND, CLEAN, SCIENTIFIC NAMASTE TO SENSE 🙏📚
LITRES, KILOS, PASCALS? SURE SCIENCE FRIENDLY, WORLD READY 🔬🌍🧪
GALLONS? SURE IF YOU’RE INTO EXTRA STEPS 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ WE’LL TAKE THE SIMPLE ROUTE 🧭
TIGER PRIDE 🐯, PEACOCK SWAG 🦚, MILLIONS OF VOICES DEMOCRACY VIBES 🇮🇳🎉🎊
UNITY IN DIVERSITY SPICES, LANGUAGES, CULTURE — THAT’S THE REAL FLEX 🔥🌶️🗣️
INDIA, LOVE, LOGIC, AND METRIC JAI HIND!!! 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🧡🤍💚🕉️🦚🦚🦚

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅AMERICA, ♥♥♥♥ YEAH!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WE ONLY CARE ABOUT INCHES AND FEET 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐♥♥♥♥ THE METRIC SYSTEM 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😂😂😂😂 AND YARDS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT EVEN IS A METER ?????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔NO IDEA 🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐WHO CARES ABOUT CELSIUS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤮🤮🤮🤮WHEN WE HAVE FAHRENHEIT GAWDDAMN IT 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸100 C IS WHEN WATER BOILS??????😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡HELL NAW MAN💯💯💯96 FAHRENHEIT EQUALS THE BODY TEMPERATURE💯HELL YEAAAAHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤡🤡🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 WE ONLY USE FREEDOM UNITS OVER HERE 💯💯💯💯🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅1 FEET EQUALS 12 INCHES BUT 1 METER EQUALS ONE 🤡🤡🤡HUNDRED CENTIMETERS??????????? 🤮🤮🤮🐐🐐🐐😂😂😂 THAT’S CRAZY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🇺🇸🐐🦅🐐😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🤮POUNDS INSTEAD OF KILOGRAMS OBVIOUSLY 😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😂🦅🦅🦅💯💯💯💯1 LITRE WATER WEIGHS 1 KILOGRAM?????? WHO CARES 😂😂🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO USES LITERS ANYWAY 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡💯💯💯💯🦅🦅🦅GALLONS ARE MUCH BETTER 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🐐🐐🐐🐐BECAUSE 👍🏻👍🏻FREEDOM UNIT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 PASCALS FOR PRESSURE??????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮 HOW ABOUT POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH 💯💯💯💯💯💯🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WHO’S HERE FOR SOME 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁DEMOCRACY?????? 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐 AMERICA, ♥♥♥♥ YEAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

While I am considering this to be the spiritual successor of Warcraft 3, because it lives up to it. It needs to play like less of a tower defense and more of an RTS. Maybe guard towers have a passive attack, instead of me needing to put up 4 archers up and repeat. I love this game, and this is nowhere close to what they plan to achieve and/or will achieve. So excited!!

The emperor can suck my big blue T'au balls

My ex forced me to watch the Dune (2021) movie and I fell asleep halfway through. 12 hours into the game, and I can't seem to stop playing it.