I 👥 accidentally 💩 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 my own ass 🍑 with my big 😳 fat 🍔 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆, does that make 🔨 me gay 🏳️‍🌈? I 👥 was just taking 👊 a shower 🚿 and slipped 🕺 on my anal 🕳🔅🔆 beads 🎏, my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 went 💨 right ✔ up 👆 my ass 🍑. As I 👥 was struggling 😖 to get 💪🏿 it out I 👁 fell 🛌 on my phone ☎ that was playing ▶ the gay 🏳️‍🌈 porn 👨 I 👥 was watching 👀, No ❌ ♥♥♥♥ 🚫🏳️‍🌈, And my fat 🐖 ass 🍑 cracked 📭 the screen 💁‍♀️. And now i'm 🐵 just sitting 💺 here questioning ❓ if i'm 🐵 now gay 🏳️‍🌈.

♥♥♥ no ♥♥♥♥♥