Recent reviews by The NTR Knight

Used to have a laugh at people still waiting for Half-Life 3, but now that I played this...

I get it now. I have become one of them, eternally waiting for the sequel.

I have been playing this game on and off for more than half a decade. It is genuinely a fun game that has withstood the test of time. I am genuinely disheartened to see it in the state it is right now. We're not asking for some huge update Valve, we just want you to annihilate these damn bots and Fix TF2.

Edit:
Valve did it. But this is just the first step. Applause is deserved, but skepticism must be kept. Until they show that they are fully dedicated to committing to maintaining the bot annihilation, I will keep this review as is.

Man, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game. It just hits an itch that no other game has been able to scratch for a long, long time. But now Sony is forcing players to get a PSN account... I live in hell on earth (The Philippines), there ain't no PSN support here. ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ man, I just want to play games without this kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Congratulations, we won. It is now our solemn duty to return to the fold. I await the return of all my fellow helldivers, may we never have to do this ♥♥♥♥ again.

Looks like we won the battle, and not the war just yet. Returning to a negative review until they let my fellow Helldivers from all over the world buy the game again. We all dive together or no one dives at all.

Finished the game 5 times now. Had a blast in every one of them. Really captures the spirit of D&D despite the limitations of a video game system. I'll probably continue to play this game many times, solo and with friends. Now I just gotta find out how to mod the Deck...

Edit December 8, 2023: GOTY BABY, BALDUR'S GATE SWEEEEEEEP

A hentai game with nice scenes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), girls, and surprisingly some story to it. The gameplay (yes it exists) can actually be challenging, you can't just move the "gems" you gotta think, once you beat the minigame you can then proceed to beat the meat ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Plus the game is pretty cheap so why not grab it? We gotta support these people so we can expect more content ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now all they gotta do is add the DLC functions to the main girls and it's perfect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)