one time i masturbated while i had this game open because it wouldn't let me alt tab and i didnt want to close it and now i cannot maintain an erection unless the threat of inevitable death from radiation sickness looms over me

When i was a kid it seemed like everyone had these horror stories about stepping on nails. Most of my older brothers had friends who had done it, and it felt like lots of my friends had also either stepped on a nail or knew someone who had stepped on a nail. I remember the goosebumps story about the camera that predicts/causes horrible accidents in the near future and in one scene the boy takes a picture of his friend and in the picture he had stepped on a nail, and then it happened. it seemed like something that would really hurt but not really cause any permanent damage, so it would give you a really neat story to tell from then on, maybe even a cool scar. I secretly hoped something like that would happen so i could have something cool to talk about to kids at school, then in high school i did a project on Tetanus and it thrives in anaerobic environments, like wounds produced by nails, puncture wounds. Tetanus is a scary, scary thing and now i think maybe i would not want to step on a nail because what if i got tetanus? This game is fun 8/10