New to Left 4 Dead?
No. Of course not. You probably have 500+ hours and want to check my hours. I'll f*** you up if you're on the enemy team c:<

Actual newbie tips:
- No one likes you if you cheat/hack.
- Turn down your graphics settings for lower latency.
- Control Panel > Mouse > Pointer Options > Disable "Enhance pointer precision".
- Use a custom autoexec (its a script with game configurations, like FOV and outline colors).
- Use a custom crosshair (I use hudsight).
- Remove the orange and blue vignette for infected vision :P (this is common)
- Play Glubtastic and Hehe maps.
- Download furry sprays and mods.

Extra mouse keys are OP. My binds:
- Mouse1 = Primary weapon (rifle/shotgun/sniper)
- Mouse2 = Secondary (pistols/melee)
- Mouse3 = Throwables
- Mouse4 = Pills
- Mouse5 = Medkit

Random ♥♥♥♥:
- Get good at shoving, commons slow you down just before striking.
- Jump around, you're more agile than commons & specials.
- Don't clump & don't take my exact position >:l