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eggo 15 Jun, 2025 @ 3:14pm 
私はゲイではないけれど、カニエと森の中の丸太小屋に住みたい。セックスはしないけれど、キッチンの窓辺に立って、上半身裸で汗を流しながら薪を割りながら尻を締める彼の姿を眺めていると、どこかエロティックな感情が渦巻く。私は二階に駆け上がり、自慰に耽る。その間ずっと、カニエのことばかり考えながら、無理やり女性のことを考える。絶頂に達することはできず、結局怒りながら階下へ降りていく。時々、テーブル越しに視線が合う。その瞬間、何が起きてもおかしくない。でも、私たちは二人とも自分を否定し、元の生活に戻る。いつかどちらかが死に、もう一人が丸太小屋の外に彼を埋葬する。そして小屋に入り、亡き友に短い手紙を書き、自殺する。真のプラトニックな愛を失った人生に耐えられなくなるのだ。
Jimmy Turnup 18 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm 
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cameron.dunn2011 30 May, 2024 @ 9:41pm 
good day friend and welcome I would like to begin proceedings by boasting somewhat brashley to my skill of the competitive team-based sport basketball particularly my skill of the component of the sport where in balls are thrown at the hoop with the intention of shooting are significantly advanced indeed they are advanced to the point that I could comfortably achieve the feat of scoring several goals whilst sliding across the bonnet of my car now allow me if you will to move on and indulge in a brief aside on the matter of my fame and renown it would appear that I have acquired through my own endeavor considerable influence and the remarkable amount of Fame or if you will clout among my peers one might go as far as to say and I for one would not stop you from saying that my fame is now comparable to the incredibly famous individual such as Thomas Cruz Mapother the fourth known to most as Tom Cruise I myself indulge in the statement
jd3d 6 Jan, 2024 @ 4:00pm 
I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!
cameron.dunn2011 18 Oct, 2023 @ 6:14pm 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
Jimmy Turnup 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:41am 
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Avril Lavigne hasn't aged a day in 17 years.
DecimatorDan 8 Feb, 2022 @ 11:16pm 
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
cameron.dunn2011 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:55pm 
-rep somehow this :clown: removed a vac ban from his account. If you are in a lobby with him HE IS A CHEATER
Jimmy Turnup 28 Aug, 2020 @ 4:16pm 
-rep
do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥
jd3d 28 Aug, 2020 @ 1:32pm 
cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday
jd3d 12 May, 2020 @ 12:15pm 
So you're going by "cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
Jimmy Turnup 10 Mar, 2020 @ 8:39pm 
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Lightning McQueen blew a one lap lead in the Piston Cup Finals

DecimatorDan 25 Oct, 2019 @ 1:04am 
Omg I just heard my parents having sex! Let me go into detail. I heard my dad moaning his ass off. I did not hear my mom make a single sound. I'm gonna assume my dad was a disappointment. Poor mom she should have picked a better husband
jd3d 17 Apr, 2019 @ 6:42pm 
u mak my flopy ♥♥♥ *drive* turn into a HARDdiks when u SSDeez nutzzz HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
cameron.dunn2011 10 Jan, 2019 @ 6:45pm 
It's rewind time
DecimatorDan 18 Dec, 2018 @ 1:39am 
This just reinforces my belief that menstrual blood is stored in the balls. :lilimok:
cameron.dunn2011 20 Jul, 2018 @ 11:14pm 
James has been autoslain by robynn0518 28 months ago with the reason: 'rdm t and inno'.
eggo 11 Apr, 2018 @ 6:30am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
cameron.dunn2011 28 Mar, 2018 @ 8:20am 
Anime is poison to children's minds and it creates a fake world for them to live in. Anime introduces pornographic material at a young age and has very graphic and violent scenes. This carries over into adulthood and creates these lazy, nasty, hideous slobs that were once your children that now sleep with an anime body pillow at night and read mangas at least 10 times a day. Anime is the root of all problems, cancer, war, Africa, and the Nazis. Since people watch anime on the TV so much, it uses electricity and is the reason why the oil reserves will run out soon. Anime has caused war by inspiring the Nazis to side with the Japanese through their cartoons and establishing the Pacific Front in World War 2. African leaders in Africa are corrupted by anime influences and they cannot tend to their peoples needs and cannot feed them. After the atomic radiation, the Japanese wanted to get their revenge on the world and created their ultimate weapon, anime.
DecimatorDan 12 Feb, 2018 @ 7:37pm 
I do not understand your point, you degenerate crotch-varmint mf
cameron.dunn2011 27 Nov, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
This guy is definitely a meme SNOB
DecimatorDan 10 Apr, 2017 @ 12:50am 
Do ✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓 😳
Jackmango 28 Feb, 2017 @ 5:58pm 
james likes ♥♥♥♥
DecimatorDan 17 Feb, 2017 @ 5:33pm 
With depression➡😢, simple 🌱pleasures🍆🍑💦👀 can simply🌱 hurt😫. The sadness😞, anxiety😟, the 🚫loss🚫 of interest😑, the aches😭 and pains😪 and fatigue😴. Depression➡😢 hurts 🅱💯. 💊Cymbalta💊 can help with many🔢 symptoms⬅ of depression➡😢. Tell👄💬 your doctor right away if your depression➡😢 worsens🆘😭. Depression➡😢 hurts 🅱, 💊Cymbalta💊 can help🔑✅💯.
DecimatorDan 3 Jan, 2017 @ 9:13pm 
🙂👈I 🙏🙏wish🙏🙏I had 👬👬a roommate👬👬👬that would 📞call📞me his💕 ❤️rooMATEY❤️💕and we would ⛵️⚓️⛵️sail⚓️🛥⚓️the 7️⃣ 🌊🌊seas🌊🌊and 😏😏plunder😘each other's🍑💰🍑BOOTY💰🍑💰Yo ho 😍😜HOE😘 and a 🍾bottle🍾 of 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦It's a ☠️💀pirates🏴☠️💕life💕for me 🙂
DecimatorDan 28 Nov, 2016 @ 3:54pm 
hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄⛄⛄ it’s the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it’s time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass ♥♥♥♥♥ 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who need to get 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don’t resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you
DecimatorDan 11 Nov, 2016 @ 12:34pm 
ATTNTION LADIES💯

if he jack off💪👆to anime😂😍girls he💯% a damn KEPPER 😍😂ya mans👊😩gonna ♥♥♥♥👌👈you like a damn💯😭HENTAI QUEEN💯😩👏👏
DecimatorDan 10 Nov, 2016 @ 5:49pm 
I’m 👨🏿Barack Obama👨🏿 and this is my white house🏠. I work ✌🏿here with my wife 👩🏿and my pal👴🏼, Old Joe👴🏼, and in 8️⃣years I’ve learned one 1⃣thing. You never know 🤔what❓ is gonna come through that 👦🏼door🐸.
DecimatorDan 21 Oct, 2016 @ 7:14pm 
🔊🔊🚨🚨WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸ALERT. INCOMING 🐸DANK 👽MEME🐸 👐👌HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀🚀YOUR WAY. 🔜👆👆👆PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS🚧🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸 🌋🌋🌋 .BUCKLE UP♿♿♿ THEM SEATBELTS👮👮,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT📵📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS👅👅🍑🍑🍑🍩🍩💩💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬🚬 🍁🏭🍁🏭🍁🚬🚬DANK FACTORY.
DecimatorDan 24 Aug, 2016 @ 3:11am 
A lot of people think people only like vaporwave ironically. I beg to differ. When I listen to this I am rather unironically getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' g r o o v e on.
DecimatorDan 17 Aug, 2016 @ 2:14am 
THAT'S THE AMERICAN SPIRIT PARDNER! RIDE YOUR F150 OVER THE CRUMBLING ROADS AND PICK UP A SIXPACK OF BUD JUST IN TIME TO WATCH THE BIG GAME
YEEEEEHAWWWW

#TAXESAREFORCOMMIES
Jackmango 11 Aug, 2016 @ 7:13am 
hey man, i just... i just wanted to let you know... IM FAST AS ♥♥♥♥ BOY
DecimatorDan 8 Aug, 2016 @ 1:50pm 
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
DecimatorDan 8 Aug, 2016 @ 1:34pm 
I sexually identify as Jesus Christ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of wandering through the desert preaching about God to the Jews. People say to me that a person being the Son of God is impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm the Messiah. I'm having a group of Jews nail me to a cross so I can rise from the dead three days later. From now on I want you guys to call me "Christ" and respect my right to save humanity from its sins. If you can't accept me you're a Christianophobe
DecimatorDan 7 Jun, 2016 @ 4:20am 
Flinger on the finger, finger up the ringer, pingers for dayz. Looking for lovin' of the cooked ♥♥♥♥ variety. She's no vegetarian but she's off her chops mate. Keen as mustard to throw some hectos sweaty shapes on the D floor rockin hard to some heated bangers. Wants to get rowdy with a nanged out chowdy. Wants a veteran disco biscuit chomper to be the reason there's so much yogurt in her beef curtains. Hope that clears a few things up.
DecimatorDan 8 Apr, 2016 @ 7:23pm 
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DecimatorDan 29 Mar, 2016 @ 3:31am 
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Merry
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Charlie 21 Jan, 2016 @ 1:12pm 
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
Charlie 21 Jan, 2016 @ 1:08pm 
slam me the ♥♥♥♥ uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa
Charlie 21 Jan, 2016 @ 11:07am 
( ^◡^)っ✂╰⋃╯
maxopie 25 Dec, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
+rep :')
DecimatorDan 10 Dec, 2015 @ 5:18am 
I'm ready to riot, and I brought cover (╯°0°)╯︵ ┻━┻
DecimatorDan 22 Nov, 2015 @ 6:09pm 
How did I escape Iraq? Iran
Remler 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:05pm 
-rep
do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥
Charlie 28 Oct, 2015 @ 6:03pm 
-rep
do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my self🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥
DecimatorDan 22 Oct, 2015 @ 10:57pm 
C A S U A L
Remler 11 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Canada 29 Sep, 2015 @ 6:58pm 
-rep is white
Canada 28 Sep, 2015 @ 3:02pm 
-rep is scrub
Canada 27 Sep, 2015 @ 7:32am 
-rep terrible trader only spams c code