私はゲイではないけれど、カニエと森の中の丸太小屋に住みたい。セックスはしないけれど、キッチンの窓辺に立って、上半身裸で汗を流しながら薪を割りながら尻を締める彼の姿を眺めていると、どこかエロティックな感情が渦巻く。私は二階に駆け上がり、自慰に耽る。その間ずっと、カニエのことばかり考えながら、無理やり女性のことを考える。絶頂に達することはできず、結局怒りながら階下へ降りていく。時々、テーブル越しに視線が合う。その瞬間、何が起きてもおかしくない。でも、私たちは二人とも自分を否定し、元の生活に戻る。いつかどちらかが死に、もう一人が丸太小屋の外に彼を埋葬する。そして小屋に入り、亡き友に短い手紙を書き、自殺する。真のプラトニックな愛を失った人生に耐えられなくなるのだ。

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good day friend and welcome I would like to begin proceedings by boasting somewhat brashley to my skill of the competitive team-based sport basketball particularly my skill of the component of the sport where in balls are thrown at the hoop with the intention of shooting are significantly advanced indeed they are advanced to the point that I could comfortably achieve the feat of scoring several goals whilst sliding across the bonnet of my car now allow me if you will to move on and indulge in a brief aside on the matter of my fame and renown it would appear that I have acquired through my own endeavor considerable influence and the remarkable amount of Fame or if you will clout among my peers one might go as far as to say and I for one would not stop you from saying that my fame is now comparable to the incredibly famous individual such as Thomas Cruz Mapother the fourth known to most as Tom Cruise I myself indulge in the statement

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Avril Lavigne hasn't aged a day in 17 years.

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.

-rep somehow this :clown: removed a vac ban from his account. If you are in a lobby with him HE IS A CHEATER

-rep
do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥

cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday

So you're going by "cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Lightning McQueen blew a one lap lead in the Piston Cup Finals

Omg I just heard my parents having sex! Let me go into detail. I heard my dad moaning his ass off. I did not hear my mom make a single sound. I'm gonna assume my dad was a disappointment. Poor mom she should have picked a better husband

u mak my flopy ♥♥♥ *drive* turn into a HARDdiks when u SSDeez nutzzz HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

It's rewind time

This just reinforces my belief that menstrual blood is stored in the balls.

James has been autoslain by robynn0518 28 months ago with the reason: 'rdm t and inno'.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Anime is poison to children's minds and it creates a fake world for them to live in. Anime introduces pornographic material at a young age and has very graphic and violent scenes. This carries over into adulthood and creates these lazy, nasty, hideous slobs that were once your children that now sleep with an anime body pillow at night and read mangas at least 10 times a day. Anime is the root of all problems, cancer, war, Africa, and the Nazis. Since people watch anime on the TV so much, it uses electricity and is the reason why the oil reserves will run out soon. Anime has caused war by inspiring the Nazis to side with the Japanese through their cartoons and establishing the Pacific Front in World War 2. African leaders in Africa are corrupted by anime influences and they cannot tend to their peoples needs and cannot feed them. After the atomic radiation, the Japanese wanted to get their revenge on the world and created their ultimate weapon, anime.

I do not understand your point, you degenerate crotch-varmint mf

This guy is definitely a meme SNOB

Do ✋ not 😰 eat 👌 fish 🐟 after 😶 u 😯 drink water 🍺 bc 😰 it can 👻 swim in 🏊 ur stomach 😮 and u will 😲 feel 😕 gulugulu in ur stomach 😓 😳

james likes ♥♥♥♥

With depression➡😢, simple 🌱pleasures🍆🍑💦👀 can simply🌱 hurt😫. The sadness😞, anxiety😟, the 🚫loss🚫 of interest😑, the aches😭 and pains😪 and fatigue😴. Depression➡😢 hurts 🅱💯. 💊Cymbalta💊 can help with many🔢 symptoms⬅ of depression➡😢. Tell👄💬 your doctor right away if your depression➡😢 worsens🆘😭. Depression➡😢 hurts 🅱, 💊Cymbalta💊 can help🔑✅💯.

🙂👈I 🙏🙏wish🙏🙏I had 👬👬a roommate👬👬👬that would 📞call📞me his💕 ❤️rooMATEY❤️💕and we would ⛵️⚓️⛵️sail⚓️🛥⚓️the 7️⃣ 🌊🌊seas🌊🌊and 😏😏plunder😘each other's🍑💰🍑BOOTY💰🍑💰Yo ho 😍😜HOE😘 and a 🍾bottle🍾 of 💦💦♥♥♥💦💦It's a ☠️💀pirates🏴☠️💕life💕for me 🙂

hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄⛄⛄ it’s the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it’s time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass ♥♥♥♥♥ 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who need to get 🍆🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season if you don’t resend this❌❌😯🙅🙅you

ATTNTION LADIES💯

if he jack off💪👆to anime😂😍girls he💯% a damn KEPPER 😍😂ya mans👊😩gonna ♥♥♥♥👌👈you like a damn💯😭HENTAI QUEEN💯😩👏👏

I’m 👨🏿Barack Obama👨🏿 and this is my white house🏠. I work ✌🏿here with my wife 👩🏿and my pal👴🏼, Old Joe👴🏼, and in 8️⃣years I’ve learned one 1⃣thing. You never know 🤔what❓ is gonna come through that 👦🏼door🐸.

🔊🔊🚨🚨WARNING🔊🚨🚨WARNING🚨🚨🔊THIS IS A 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸ALERT. INCOMING 🐸DANK 👽MEME🐸 👐👌HEADING STRAIGHT 🚀🚀YOUR WAY. 🔜👆👆👆PLEASE TAKE ANY PRECAUTIONS🚧🚧 NECESSARY TO PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS 🐸DANK 👽MEME❗❗ 🐸 🌋🌋🌋 .BUCKLE UP♿♿♿ THEM SEATBELTS👮👮,PUT THEM CELLPHONES ON SILENT📵📵 AND LOOSEN THAT ANUS👅👅🍑🍑🍑🍩🍩💩💩 CUZ THIS MEME JUST CAME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE 🚬🚬 🍁🏭🍁🏭🍁🚬🚬DANK FACTORY.

A lot of people think people only like vaporwave ironically. I beg to differ. When I listen to this I am rather unironically getting my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' g r o o v e on.

THAT'S THE AMERICAN SPIRIT PARDNER! RIDE YOUR F150 OVER THE CRUMBLING ROADS AND PICK UP A SIXPACK OF BUD JUST IN TIME TO WATCH THE BIG GAME
YEEEEEHAWWWW

#TAXESAREFORCOMMIES

hey man, i just... i just wanted to let you know... IM FAST AS ♥♥♥♥ BOY

The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some ♥♥♥♥ that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

I sexually identify as Jesus Christ. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of wandering through the desert preaching about God to the Jews. People say to me that a person being the Son of God is impossible and I'm retarded but I don't care, I'm the Messiah. I'm having a group of Jews nail me to a cross so I can rise from the dead three days later. From now on I want you guys to call me "Christ" and respect my right to save humanity from its sins. If you can't accept me you're a Christianophobe

Flinger on the finger, finger up the ringer, pingers for dayz. Looking for lovin' of the cooked ♥♥♥♥ variety. She's no vegetarian but she's off her chops mate. Keen as mustard to throw some hectos sweaty shapes on the D floor rockin hard to some heated bangers. Wants to get rowdy with a nanged out chowdy. Wants a veteran disco biscuit chomper to be the reason there's so much yogurt in her beef curtains. Hope that clears a few things up.

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✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹

slam me the ♥♥♥♥ uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa

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+rep :')

I'm ready to riot, and I brought cover (╯°0°)╯︵ ┻━┻

How did I escape Iraq? Iran

-rep
do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥

-rep
do NOT sign me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥

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