私はゲイではないけれど、カニエと森の中の丸太小屋に住みたい。セックスはしないけれど、キッチンの窓辺に立って、上半身裸で汗を流しながら薪を割りながら尻を締める彼の姿を眺めていると、どこかエロティックな感情が渦巻く。私は二階に駆け上がり、自慰に耽る。その間ずっと、カニエのことばかり考えながら、無理やり女性のことを考える。絶頂に達することはできず、結局怒りながら階下へ降りていく。時々、テーブル越しに視線が合う。その瞬間、何が起きてもおかしくない。でも、私たちは二人とも自分を否定し、元の生活に戻る。いつかどちらかが死に、もう一人が丸太小屋の外に彼を埋葬する。そして小屋に入り、亡き友に短い手紙を書き、自殺する。真のプラトニックな愛を失った人生に耐えられなくなるのだ。

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