Magnificent Bastard
Mag Bastard
Buckeye, Arizona, United States
I'll just spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of intelligent dialog.
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I'll just spout simplistic opinions for hours on end, ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness, cynicism, and a lower level of intelligent dialog.
View more info
Level
20
ALIEN
100 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  21
Games  140
Inventory   
Screenshots  3
Videos  1
Reviews  1
Groups  1
Bitspawns Minecraft Group
30 Members
Friends  31
157
Iruto Kling
In-Game
The Jackbox Party Pack 11
121
WarKing76
Online
64
Quanch
Online
59
BlastFrosty
Online
56
Eleven Talent
Offline
56
Lambdadelta
Offline
Rarest Achievement Showcase
+859
865
Achievements
20%
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Recent Activity
17.8 hours past 2 weeks
124 hrs on record
last played on 27 Apr
Into the Breach
Achievement Progress   28 of 70
+23
12.9 hrs on record
last played on 27 Apr
Cult of the Lamb
Achievement Progress   8 of 57
+3
6.2 hrs on record
last played on 26 Apr
PRAGMATA
Achievement Progress   0 of 35
Comments
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Court Wizard '90
18 Nov, 2017 @ 2:55am 
Oh, no!
I shouldn't be driving this car!

I was drinking champagne on Lake Shore drive, 89 miles per hour
A smooth road, wearing a tuxedo, very sharp
There was a party at a hotel, downtown Chicago
This is my town
I should not be driving this car

Oh, no!
I shouldn't be driving this car!

It's the champagne taste
The champagne taste
It's the champagne taste
The champagne taste

For the rest of the song subscribe to Champagne+ only 7 dollars a month!