Costco Executive Membership Card
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Los Angeles, California, United States
Costco was originally a garage sale run by uncle Garry in the Summer of 1976. After secretly faking his brother's death, he sold him for $4750. Afterwards, he purchased a warehouse and started using it to run his own drunk men fighting tournament. After getting sold himself by an unknown party, his warehouse was then bought-out three months later by Gabe Newell, who proceeded to paint every employee within a 5 metre radius dark green. Afterwards, Gabe Newell introduced the Costco Wholesale Case retailing for $0.50 containing the legendary Tomahawk knife leaked by SkinFreak. One day, Gabe Newell was raided by the FBI faction in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It turned out that this was a protest by the FBI in response for Valve not completing the FBI Character Model remake fast enough. However, Gabe Newell was still holding in his left hand the $4750 from three months prior, which he then used to purchase the AWP and picked up two easy kills. With 3 remaining FBI agents, Gabe Newell smiled, as the number 3 was forbidden by him at all times. This automatically meant that the 3 remaining agents vanished into thin air. Afterwards, Gabe Newell introduced the Costco Executive Membership Card, the purpose of which was unknown, as the entire Costco business vanished before Gaben's eyes as he realised that he had bought Costco three-months after uncle Garry. His secret Costco business vanished, and all remaining Costco Executive Membership Cards are now rumoured to be playing Counter-Strike 2, endlessly searching for a purpose.
Costco was originally a garage sale run by uncle Garry in the Summer of 1976. After secretly faking his brother's death, he sold him for $4750. Afterwards, he purchased a warehouse and started using it to run his own drunk men fighting tournament. After getting sold himself by an unknown party, his warehouse was then bought-out three months later by Gabe Newell, who proceeded to paint every employee within a 5 metre radius dark green. Afterwards, Gabe Newell introduced the Costco Wholesale Case retailing for $0.50 containing the legendary Tomahawk knife leaked by SkinFreak. One day, Gabe Newell was raided by the FBI faction in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. It turned out that this was a protest by the FBI in response for Valve not completing the FBI Character Model remake fast enough. However, Gabe Newell was still holding in his left hand the $4750 from three months prior, which he then used to purchase the AWP and picked up two easy kills. With 3 remaining FBI agents, Gabe Newell smiled, as the number 3 was forbidden by him at all times. This automatically meant that the 3 remaining agents vanished into thin air. Afterwards, Gabe Newell introduced the Costco Executive Membership Card, the purpose of which was unknown, as the entire Costco business vanished before Gaben's eyes as he realised that he had bought Costco three-months after uncle Garry. His secret Costco business vanished, and all remaining Costco Executive Membership Cards are now rumoured to be playing Counter-Strike 2, endlessly searching for a purpose.
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+LIFE'S•NoT•OUT•To•GET•YoU+
So take me as you find me
All my fears and failures
Fill my life again
I give my life to follow
Everything I believe in
Now I surrender

Saviour, he can move the mountains
My God is mighty to save
He is mighty to save
Forever, author of salvation
He rose and conquered the grave
Jesus conquered the grave 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶✍️🔥🔥🔥

So pick yourself up
You can't change what's been
You must go on
And learn while you live
And when you see the signs saying hope is up ahead
Then you're right on track for a better end
'Cause sometimes things will bend you
But trust me you'll be fine
'Cause I've been moving mountains
That I once had to climb
And life's not out to get you
Despite the things you've been through
Because what you give is what you get
Yeah, life's not out to get you

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6 Jun @ 5:16am 
+rep makes good biscuits
I know you do bro, and today is your lucky day! Open wide, say “ahhh” 😋
31 May @ 3:42pm 
-rep like to be peed on.
30 May @ 4:50pm 
+rep but yo moms a ho