Rest in peace... Joe Biden

lsd whale (lsd whale) 1 hour ago
big man

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FaZe WEStg8te is a sexy♥♥♥♥♥♥ and has been throughout his childhood. His love for coffee and chill originated with him hiding in his room to have racist war like battles between different colours of coffee beans. He used to be popular at school since he gave away the half sniffed Dare Coffee bottles.

When he turned 15 he invited me to a caffeine convention after my father went to jail for stabbing many little Chihuahuas. At some point he started sniffing coffee beans, I didn't mind at all. I remember his caffeine delivery man walked in the door. The Bulge in FaZe WeStg8te's pants grew up and up. It went through the ceiling making a cylindrical break in the roof.

Another time FaZe WeStg8te and I were making coffee as his caffeine addiction stimulated his 2 braincells, guess he was jealous of my coffee , as soon as was done brewing FaZe WeStg8te charged into the kitchen to have his way with the coffee machine. Since we live in the 1600's this was completely normal.

This dude literally killed my best friend for his iced coffee. He sold his house to buy more caffeine at the canteen and now he's homeless. Please, he's threatening to kill me. If you don't want me to get stabbed, please -rep him.