Cindy Vortex
Oscar Wildin'
China
"Political power grows from the barrel of the gun"
Jon Arbuckle
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"Political power grows from the barrel of the gun"
Jon Arbuckle
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Currently In-Game
Hunt: Showdown 1896
What if Ti and Do were right?
“Love is the only weapon.” Sh*t! Bullsh*t! Martin Luther King died with love! Kennedy died talking about something he couldn’t even understand, some kind of generalized love, and he never even backed it up. He was shot down. Bullsh*t! “Love is the only weapon with which I’ve got to fight.” I’ve got a hell of a lot of weapons to fight! I’ve got my claws. I’ve got cutlasses. I’ve got guns. I’ve got a dynamite. I’ve got a hell of a lot to fight! I’ll fight! I’ll fight!” – Jim Jones

Read Programmed to Kill & The Devil's Chessboard
Review Showcase
3,076 Hours played
I can't think of one other AAA product without region lock or ping limit enforced at all. USW servers are just japanese and chinese servers 5 days of the week and its genuinely embarrassing. People will without an ounce of irony tell you that regions are empty which is why players play on another region's servers... if you PLAYED ON YOUR OWN SERVERS YOUR OWN REGION'S SERVERS WOULD BE POPULATED. YOUR SERVERS WILL REMAIN DEAD IF EVERYBODY WHO SHOULD BE PLAYING THEM ARE PLAYING ON MINE INSTEAD. I WOULD RATHER HAVE 50 EMPTY GAMES THAN A SINGLE GAME WITH BOXES.

Legit can't reccomend anybody buy the game without region lock and ping limit returning. Best gunplay of any FPS in a decade, but you can't enjoy it when you're trading with people after they die and watching people teleport around.

-Worst UI in gaming history
-Worst state of solo gameplay in a long time
-Content has been pretty trash as of late

Would still rather play it than anything else.
Favorite Game
129
Hours played
13
Achievements
Review Showcase
One of the greatest games of the last century. A masterpiece unlike any other, putting Mario to absolute shame. The lore is deep and rewarding, with an incredible single player campaign and a time trial mode that makes Time Crisis look like grass growing simulator. The combat is intense and rewarding. I was saddened to see that Lyman would not be a playable character, and I hope to see the developers listen to fans of the series. I only have about 70 hours in this game but I have over 43000 hours invested in the garfield history and lore, and this game will appeal to Garfield addicts and hardcore racing fans alike.

WE BEG YOU
GIVE US LYMAN
GIVE US GARFIELDS MOM
GIVE US BLINKY THE CLOWN
GIVE US DOC ARBUCKLE
Salien Stats
Level Reached
2
Bosses Fought
0

Experience Earned
1,920
Recent Activity
3,076 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
719 hrs on record
last played on 24 Dec
5.6 hrs on record
last played on 23 Dec
Cindy Vortex 23 hours ago 
Free w thanks for the mmr
ChepeLUV 19 Dec @ 2:25pm 
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2011X 7 Oct @ 11:13pm 
"nice bells and punches you can definitely use those headshot boosters ;)" bro your mother should have bought some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birth control boosters. you mean the headshot boosters that allowed me to kill a haze/paige duo by myself, almost taking down a mo & krill along with them, and only being stopped because lash showed up and dedicated a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ult to me?
streamable . com/bkizeh?src=player-page-share

but yeah sure lump me in with the worst ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pocket and billy players that me or you have ever seen in our ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lives because i choked one fight against a paige that was 8k networth ahead of me, a fight i almost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ won anyways, literal seconds before the game ended regardless because the enemy drifter had 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills. "nice punches" it's called baiting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parries dumbass
Cindy Vortex 22 Jul @ 1:29pm 
): I got scared
S L I P S 21 Jul @ 2:34pm 
DAMMIT CINDY, I TRIED TO BE YOUR FRIEND, WE COULD HAVE RULED THE WORLD TOGETHER.
Cindy Vortex 9 Jul @ 10:50pm 
The sound it made when I headshot you with a bow was soooo crisp Choppy thanks for the free round!