Recent reviews by Dicky

Feels and plays like the developers have never played or seen another game before

This game just decides on a whim what it wants to be realistic about. Piercing crossbow bolt in an enemy's unarmored face? Non lethal. Goods stolen three towns over not even five minutes ago without a single witness? Guards will know exactly what's stolen and who to search. Peasant with a simple axe? Yeah he knows how to parry combos.
I can like a clunky game, but not one that insists upon itself every five minutes

Soulless Skyrim wannabe written and directed by Chat GPT. The longer you play, the more blatant the AI writing, dialogue and art are. Murals? AI. Journal entries? AI. Skill tree icons, books, music, item icons, everything. Probably the reason as to why the 3D models look so clunky and outdated compared to the rest of the art direction. I've seen Skyrim mods with better direction than this

Did you enjoy the rushed ending of Game of Thrones? Do you love getting ''the bad ending'' just for the sake of being edgy and cool? You'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this then.

♥♥♥♥ you for putting me through 12 hours of linear narrative just to slap me in the face with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass ending vaffanculo

I see what artstyle they were going for but holy hell are the NPCs ugly to look at. It looks like the Hobbit game from 2003

40 man servers. Wanna play with friends that picked up the game a day after you did? Tough luck, servers are locked and full. Server migration? That's against the law bucko.

Why take this away now? Tons of people had characters saved for future playthroughs. Bring it back you cowards, let me make all kinds of abominations without having to use 500RC to edit my pawn

Who thought removing all progress and adding a big grind element to a three year old game was a good idea? Was a lot more enjoyable before we were forced back to amateur difficulty, have to spend half an hour trying to collect the evidence on one ghost, and then somehow the thermometer reading -5 degrees DOESNT count as freezing temps and turns out it was a bing bong ghost and not a flumber phantom how could we be so blind?

How'd we go from the Arkham series to this? If Mass Effect Andromeda and Fallout 76 are your favourite games in their respective series, you'll love this one too. Just put on S9 of Scrubs in the background and you're good to go

Single bounty made all our games crash simultaneously, if Rockstar put as much work into making this game run well as they do in making GTA Online DLCs, I'd at least be able to recommend buying this. Red Dead Online crashes more than planes in September.