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too scary

too scary

yay

Wow what a piece of crap!!! Log in, run around as a naked boss-baby (seriously, why the hell do the characters look like freaking naked BABIES!?), don't know where i'm going cause the game has this weird filter over it where everything is super dark looking. Click escape to quit and see wiki so i click it. It tells me what to do but why isn't that a tutorial IN THE GAME?! Apparently i'm supposed to hit bushes. Guess what? IT DOESNT WORK!!!!!!! After trying 300 bushes i finally broke a couple and got sticks. This game calls itself simulation of life where you can do anything to your desires but it has no motorcycle or car combat. Why do the devs blatantly lie about what the game can do? Maybe the game will be good in 5 years but unless you like running around as a weird baby that can only eat 1 in 300 bushes behind a super dark filter (seriously why is there this crap filter?) then you should skip this.

After writing this review the developer started harassing me on my profile. Unprofessional.

I ran into a tiny hut that didn't have a roof and a giant pack of wolves proceeded to clip their heads through the wall enough for me to stab them to death

they actually made a good 3d sonic game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

I made a complaint to the dev about something 99 percent of people won't care about and they fixed it in 3 days. 🤯

this fwording rules

too scary

I don't know why this game has so many good reviews. Most of the writing is hella corny and doesn't allude to anything more meaningful than what's given on the surface. Genuinely found this to be a chore to get through after the first little bit.