Recent reviews by ★Akashiro★

you can be gay and rizz up the nun

nina had it coming

Deep ♥♥♥♥

It is insane to me that what wouldn't even have survived the judgement phase on Newgrounds back in the day can now be bought on Steam for over twenty bucks.

This is clearly some IT student's homework that they decided to put on Steam either for laughs or to see if someone would throw money at it for whatever reason. I got it via key and while the few cents it cost me on average aren't that painful, I really do want my time back. But that's impossible. I will never get those 10 minutes back.

And while I can't help but also respect the audacity of charging 21+ digeridoos for this, the obviously either bought or otherwise unfairly gained positive reviews via bots makes this product just vile in general.

The soundtrack made me want to kill myself by the way. Just in case someone was thinking of buying it.

Oh, and while there's not a lot of processing power you're gonna lose from this, the shady look in general really does make you feel like it's mining crypto in your background. And in case you weren't sure, it has an achievement that tries to make you play it for two hours, even though you'll be done in like five minutes; likely to stop you from refunding it. Pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deplorable.

I can't believe Elon Musk is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead

Look, this is cute. It's a slightly glorified personality test. It feels like a student project made by some people who were probably really hyped making this. It even makes some attempts to be spooky and it almost kinda works. But that is also kinda all it really is. It's cute. Some of the questions are weirdly worded and sorta ambiguous, or not really just answerable with yes/no though. At the end it gave me some motivational platitudes that I very much struggled to take seriously.

If you wanna throw in the 2 bucks, you can. But back in the day when Flash existed, stuff like this would have just been free on Newgrounds.

And while I have zero expectations and doubt anything will come from it, I'm leaving the secret word here. I'd like to be proven wrong and let them have their fun.

Secret Word: ANGEL

This game made me feel emotions I didn't know existed, like being understood despite having nothing in common with her

The dialogue in this game is better than the Witcher III.

For the fourth time, I tried to outguess his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a plotline but yet again, Uchikoshi was 4 parallel universes ahead of me.

The best girl is the 12-year-old, take me away FBI

Fresh ♥♥♥♥ yo