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Every evening we gathered online to conquer dungeons, defeat bosses, and—most importantly—not to let Serhii touch anything critical.
One day, the squad entered a fierce raid. The plan was simple:
-Mark the boss
-Dodge the fire
-Don’t stand in the glowing red circle
Guess where Serhii stood?
Right in the middle of the red circle, of course. "Guys, is this a buff zone?" were his last words before he was instantly vaporized.
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