Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something. You're pretty cool though like I said in game, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make "you" sandwiches (lol) while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) :) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be all weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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Once upon a time, in a land full of gamers and caffeine, there lived a brave hero named Serhii the Fearless — though most people just called him Serhii the Loading Screen.

Every evening we gathered online to conquer dungeons, defeat bosses, and—most importantly—not to let Serhii touch anything critical.

One day, the squad entered a fierce raid. The plan was simple:

-Mark the boss
-Dodge the fire
-Don’t stand in the glowing red circle

Guess where Serhii stood?
Right in the middle of the red circle, of course. "Guys, is this a buff zone?" were his last words before he was instantly vaporized.

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wholesome btw :p