Recent reviews by HothSloth

Remember that animation intro from Zoo Tycoon 2 where they had all these nice and curvy paths and smooth terrain and all that jazz? On Planet Zoo you can do that. That's it. It's perfect.

it's quite alright

You go in expecting to cry and you cry a lot.

You can weld wooden doors shut.

10/10 would run away from a Flesh Pound screaming like a little girl again

Despite the fact that the game will make you become emotionally attached to a character who will eventually and inevitably be taken away from you forever without any sort of closure , it is pretty great in every aspect.

I could make a joke about how the drills keep breaking in this game, bu*guys, the drill is stuck, someone needs to fix it*

"Meh it's just another survival game." That is what you might say. BUT what survival game lets you take a ♥♥♥♥ and throw it at people? Yeah. Thought so. Get this game.

Also, you can eat 20 steaks and still die of starvation on the same day. Number 2/2

I was about 1.5hr into the game when i got into a building with mannequins. I was loving the game. I got into a room with some sort of green dust in the air, and i could see some sort of robot-mannequin type of thing on the other edge of the room, sitting by a desk. It had a paper next to it. I picked up the paper. It slowly rotated its head towards me. I stepped away, facing it. looked at it for about 2 minutes, motionless. Pressed escape -> quit to main menu -> exit to windows. I dont know when I'll be coming back to the game. Probably never, ♥♥♥♥ that ♥♥♥♥.

10/10 though

I love this game. It's GIGANTIC open world has all the biomes you need to have fun (i personally love the cannyon, great fun with planes and car chases). The police lets you go a little too easily but that isnt too important. You should definitely grab this game as soon as you can, especially with the new multiplayer. It just overloads with epicness.

Pretty awesome game. If you like shooting zombies and like gore, this is a good game for you. What? Campain is too short? No problem! you cvan download maps and mods. You can even create your own!

Give this game a try :D