I ain't even know who this is, why is he friended, like huuuh

+rep chill rapist

incredibly gassy

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out

(A carrier pigeon drops some poop and flings itself into your window at 24 mph)

*Drops note*
[You've received 1 mail letter]

Dear i fart myself,

I regret to inform you that the ragebait meta has not been working lately.
You need to try other methods to subterfuge the enemy, such as dressing up as a femboy or going on an estrogen diet for an entire month.

Once you've done so, report back to me.

Contact me earliest when the trolls troll darkest and the goons goon brightest.

Signed,
Your wife's boyfriend

the meth machine is my favorite