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Alberta, Canada



Colton: [accidentally calls me Ryan]... yeah, I'm going to get that mixed up a lot.
Bryan: As long as you don't spell it with a Y.
Colton: ...well I might have some bad news for you.
[one awkward silence later]
Bryan: Wait a minute... I guess my name does have a Y in it. Huh.
RenergizeLife (Helm): Could you get the, uh-
blah1 (Engineer): The Thruster Boosters?
RenergizeLife: Yeah, those.
blah1: If you want to be more concise and unambiguous, you could just say "Boost me daddy~".
RenergizeLife: I am NOT saying that.
-Some kid with sidewalk chalk
Me: Of course. I'm buying stuff, aren't I?
If I came to the store to buy one thing specifically, strawberries for example, but didn't find it, then there are two ways that things could go:
I could continue shopping and buy other things, and then come back tomorrow to see if you have strawberries in stock. Then what if you still don't have strawberries? I'd have to check again the next day. If you never had strawberries in stock then I'd have to come back every day and buy some things every time. All of us poor strawberry-lickers would be shopping more than ever, but without the satisfaction of actually getting any strawberries. (1000 character limit)...