Oh god! Do I have to talk about me? I'm not very good at it! Well, I'm a goth/rocker, favourite bands are NIN, The Cure, Curve, Mansun, Soundgarden, the smiths and Tool.

I'm short (the bane of my life!), lazy to the point of obscenity, and have a beer belly that refuses to go away! (Would probably help if I cut down on the beer?) I also have stupidly long hair, currently half way down my back! I'm currently deciding whether or not to have it chopped off, good or bad? You decide! When I was 14 long hair was cool!! at 32 I'm just too frightened to have it cut off in case I expose a previously unknown bald patch :(

Not sure if i should admit this, but.... here goes!..... i believe i am the missing link! no human being should be as hairy as me :( I had my back shaved once; it took 2 hours!

I'm not much of a clubber; I prefer a good night out with friends quaffing champagne and smoking a nice fat cigar. I also love just hitting the road, going for a nice long drive, and see where i end up

I'm caring, honest, and passionate. I cry way too much over soppy films, more than any bloke should; Bambi is banned from being screened in this house! I put your average dog to shame in the loyalty stakes But at the same time I'm also big headed, stubborn, jealous and hate to have to lift the toilet seat

I also invented my own religion; The Church of Latter Day Sheds! Based on man's love of the shed. All are welcome to join! All I ask is that you own a shed, and regularly worship in it (I.E. read the paper, oil the never used garden sheers, or just generally hide from the outside world). I'm currently accepting applications for Pope; You must supply your own mitre and popemobile!

** Coming soon! the Church of Latter Day Sheds Store! Buy a genuine piece of the trellis of the crucifixion! A spanner from the toolbox of the covenant! Or a genuine print of the oily rag of Turin! Your one stop shop for all things religiously sheddy! **

RIP my Mk2 Golf GTI :( RIP my 3.2 Litre Jaugar Sovereigh :( By the beard of Zeus! I have a new car! A truly lubely Mk4 Golf GTI 1.8T Black, 220 BHP, Koni adjustable shocks, black leather Recaro seats :D Tis the bees knees! :D I can still be found driving in the pouring rain, going sideways round corners, and attempting to reduce the number of cyclists on our roads; its my little contribution to reducing traffic congestion

* Current thoughts : Wondering whether i should stick with optimax, or go for a lesser, supermarket petrol. its a tough decision! performance or economy? life is full of tough decisions. Also, i believe alien beings are rotating my duvet while I'm asleep. Its the only explanation as to why i go to bed with the openy bit at my feet, and wake up with it at my head! *