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▸ IDENTITY: ✨ Cyber Goblin Deluxe Edition ✨
▸ RANK: CEO of Poor Life Choices
▸ LOCATION: Probably in a back alley trading RAM sticks for instant noodles.

"Built different… mostly out of cheap parts and bad decisions."

▸ CURRENT BUILD:
— 🟣 Maxed out sarcasm stats
— 🔴 Low stealth (crashes into pillars with golf carts)
— 🟡 +10 to impulsive purchases of CS Cases

▸ PLAYSTYLE:
☑️ 10% Strategy
☑️ 30% Vibes
☑️ 60% Screaming at my monitor
☑️ 100% Blaming my team

▸ BIOWARE UPGRADES:
💀 Left arm: Custom Vape Dispenser
💀 Right arm: Built-in coom generator
💀 Neural implant: Streams embarrassing memories on loop

▸ FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
"Now watch this drive."

⎯⎯⎯⫷ ✦ LOGGING OFF TO TOUCH GRASS ✦ ⫸⎯⎯⎯