"Have you ever wanted a kitten so you can just strangle it"

"You don't have tanks in mid"

"There's lube all over my hands!"

"I'm always scared because the illuminati always has bugs on me"

"I have my tobbacco, I'm happy"

"*laughter* No, stop blowing me!"

"As long as I have my goldfish, I'm happy"

"I want 20 ounces of Billy Mays fluid"

"You wanna touch my sword?"

"That's how I got my girlfriend. I knocked her unconscious and force fed her narcotics."

"Don't ban him, hes just as racist as the rest of us."

"Let's play as the Belgianiese"

"Don't look at the naked babies everywhere"

"Horses have two legs"

"Larry I'm beating you so hard right now"

"There's just so many people joining the S.S, I'm so happy"

"I just farted, oh yeah"

"I really like the hard ones"

"I guess we'll have to burn Larry B at the stake"

"I have a small D drive"

"Oh my god, this is so hard!"

"GIve me a fluid"

"I can't read"

"You have a distinct smell."

"You woke up my cat, I was gonna take a picture of his dead body"

"Have you ever wanted a kitten so you can just strangle it"

"You don't have tanks in mid"

"There's lube all over my hands!"

"I'm always scared because the illuminati always has bugs on me"

"I have my tobbacco, I'm happy"

"*laughter* No, stop blowing me!"

"As long as I have my goldfish, I'm happy"

"I want 20 ounces of Billy Mays fluid"

"You wanna touch my sword?"

"That's how I got my girlfriend. I knocked her unconscious and force fed her narcotics."

"Don't ban him, hes just as racist as the rest of us."

"Let's play as the Belgianiese"

"Don't look at the naked babies everywhere"

"Horses have two legs"

"Larry I'm beating you so hard right now"

"There's just so many people joining the S.S, I'm so happy"

"I just farted, oh yeah"

"I really like the hard ones"

"I guess we'll have to burn Larry B at the stake"

"I have a small D drive"

"Oh my god, this is so hard!"

"GIve me a fluid"

"I can't read"

"You have a distinct smell."

"You woke up my cat, I was gonna take a picture of his dead body"

"I'm just gonna mute alex, because he has nothing good to say"

"He keeps going in for it"

"Stop sucking onto my clothes"

"Wizard101 is not for children"

"I haven't figured out how to get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ corralled yet"

"However, there are some positive to climate change, such as the fact it will make Oklahoma uninhabitable"