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5.1 hrs on record
Short and sweet game, wished it was longer but i dont think homeboi Arthur will still be at the parking lot if it was.
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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21.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Croteam please,
dont let it end like this,
dont kill Sam like this.

I played only a bit and i can see everything falling apart and its worse than SS3.
Just one hour of a game lacking of polish in technical and some gameplay aspects can really water it down to the point that its not enjoyable, and i enjoyed SS3.
Hate me for not playing more, but imma wait until at least some of the problems described by countless utubers now get fixed.

If NMS can come back after being the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and empty promise of a game on launch,
i really believe this serious scam can be a SERIOUS SCAME! game? (idk how to rhyme).
Its just been a few hours, but every ticking time is gonna destroy ma boi Sam.

Posted 24 September, 2020.
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1,020.9 hrs on record (393.5 hrs at review time)
Hysterical kids free (maybe) Hat Simulator of the decade.
Posted 21 June, 2014.
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