I'm papped up, a menace to society, and am here to commit nefarious acts.
Call me Slapnuts, unless you don't know me, in which case, it's Mr. Slapnuts to you.
In other words,

♥♥♥♥'s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... Hella

My lawyers have advised me to state that everything I say is satire and should not be taken seriously. What I say is not necessarily a reflection of my actual feelings, intentions, or morals. Any and all threats or violence I may describe take place in minecraft only.