yes i will admit it publicly. i am a professional team fortress 2 cheat developer. i started my journey after opening cheat engine one time and realizing i was destined for greater things. since then i have been working on my private project lildiddyware which is currently the most advanced piece of software that should absolutely not exist.

the project is still in development because every time i fix something three new problems appear and the code starts arguing with itself.

development notes:

• for some reason the cheat runs perfectly in garry’s mod but crashes tf2 instantly
• sometimes the program just closes and nothing in the logs explains why
• configs save but never load
• aimbot locks onto invis spies only. sorry if i hit you

lildiddyware v0.7 alpha. development is about 70% complete assuming nothing else breaks. planned subscription will be $75/month once it “releases”, but for serious supporters you can purchase pre-release access for $1000 here: https://fakecrime.bio/ldb . early buyers will gain exclusive access to unfinished builds, experimental features, and the authentic experience of watching the program crash in real time while i claim everything is working as intended for my exit scam.