bum ass cheater

herro

lmk

tonight…

Lets play illegitamelyy sometime bro

Well now, lemme tell y’all somethin’ ‘bout gav. Round these parts, we got a sayin’: the more nut hair a feller’s got, the cuter he is. By that measure, gav oughta be crowned king of the county fair. Folks see that mop and reckon he’s either fixin’ to win a beauty contest or wrestle a possum. Ain’t a soul around here can deny it — that boy’s got enough hair and charm to make a scarecrow blush.