the /fart green haze

i still remember when my 3rd grade teacher gave everyone C's on a test just because she didn't want to grade it. mf u assigned the damn thing????

we've had this coke can sitting in the back of our fridge for a month or two now who tf does it belong to

wise and all-knowing horse told me i should drink 10,000 beers

i remember the one time i was like in 3rd grade and my teacher gave us cat food to measure out or something and i remember eating all of it before she began instructing us

gulp......................,....