Hello!
I have just one question for you. Are you ready?
Am I ready for what? Who is this?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA DEFENDS HIS TITLE, IN THE WWE SUUPPERRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMM!! Right now you can earn this awesome pay-per-view event, for just $59.99!!
I'm sorry no there is not any chance in hell that were ever gonna in his house again, thank you, but no. Have a good day.
*Ringing* Hello?
AND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA'S WAY WHEN HE TAKES ON 6 MEN IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES AND LADDERS MATCH AT WWE SUPERRRRR SLAMMMMM order now and take ten dollars for the low, low price of just $49.99!
Sir you guys just called me and as I mentioned before we're not ordering this, so please stop calling my house, thank you and goodbye.
*Ringing* Hello?
Hi can I speak to champ?
Who?
Champ? Is champ there?
Who is champ?
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT-
Listen! Hey!
-IN WWE SUPERRRR SLAMMMM
Oh my gosh.. Hey! Sir?.. Could you quit calling my house??
-TAKING ON SEAMUS, THE UNDERTAKER
Quit calling me!
-CM PUNK AND EVEN TRIPLE H TO THE BIG SHOW IN A SPIT-SWAPPING MAKEOUT MATCH-
Holy hell.
-IN WWE SUPERSLAMMMM
LISTEN! Hello??! Helloo?? Can you stop screaming in your little sirens or whatever that is?1 can you knock it off for 5 seconds?!! NOT INTERESTED. STOP CALLING MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUSE.