me when i'm annoying as hell :(

Green steam !

i think you are gay and i dislike you strongly

If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my beige slime dripping from my clam-flavoured pothole, his blue-veined custard chucker is going to leave my spam castanets resembling a motorway pileup. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an antique doorknob in my kipper dinghy and a 15" spiked vibrator up my balloon knot. The feeling of his creamy load frothing down my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than snot off a whip. He pinched off a giant Mr. Hanky on my tatas just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load emanating from his balony pony soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.

le hack meme

omg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1iY4rw0yCc