Recent reviews by whipner

First one was much better. This has more mini-games than DK64. Imagine every chapter having to complete Beaver Bother in order to progress.

Besides that, every character looks like they need counseling. They are all socially inept and lack cohesion between the two games.

It gave me colon cancer and now I see a doctor every week.

Better than the second one.
It colored my soul.

The game itself is fine if you are 4 to 17 years old. For a grown hairy man like me, the game is boring, bland and soulless. I have a tendency to puke violently when I play awful games and in my first minutes of playing I have done just that. This game makes me light headed and fatigued from the lack of game in this game.
Let alone how the bugs in this game completely ruin the whole map. Lots of features do not work, or are there for no reason. The restaurant for example, you cannot eat the food that you buy there. If this is a role-play game, how come I cannot eat and drink in the place I bought it from. One time I had a bug where when I sat in any seat, the invisible barber lady asked me if I wanted to get my hair cut or colored.

But, then again, it could be just me.

A game I hold very near and dear to my heart. Gives me the feeling of a quiet and breezy Summer night.

If this game dies, then so will I.