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⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠘⠿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠃
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⢸⡿⠄⠄⢈⣿⣿⠄⣿⡿⠄⠄⢹⣿⡆⠸⣿⠃⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⣾⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⢀⣤⣾⡿⠁⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣷⡄
⢀⣴⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⡇⠄⣠⣾⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣿⡇
⢸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠙⢿⣷⣶⡿⠟⠄⠸⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⠄⠘⠿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠃
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║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ Put this on the page of people who participated in 9/11
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣡⠚⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣝⣛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣤⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠿⢋⣴⠏⣾⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡟⣴⣾⣿⡏⣶⡇⡟⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡇⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠹⠀⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣬⣛⣋⣛⡤⣣⣭⣭⡻⡿⣛⣛⠻⣶⢻⣿⡿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⠻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⠉⠿⠿⠟⢙⣅⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡹
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣀⣿⣿⡅⠯⣿⢨⡹⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢧⡙⢿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢩⣈⣉⣭⠅⠿⣩⣾⣿⣮⣍⠹⠿⠿⢟⣵
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣉⣈⣉⣩⡄⣾⣿⣿⣿⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
Female
Age 16-23
Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny) (NO BLACKS!!!)
Willing to do as I as I ask
Have an IQ lower than mine (113)
Have 0 male friends
Cook 3 meals for me a day
Be willing to split to bill on a date
Be into kinky stuff (Will discuss in PM)
Send me nudes every day I do not see you in person.
Have sex with me as I ask
Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can't find anything that fits)
Ideally not have a job
Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points
I am a kind gentleman who will protect you at all times and in return all I ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.
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║▒▒║ ║▒▒║ Put this on the page of people who participated in 9/11
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⠀⠀⣠⠄⠻⣆⠀⠈⠠⣻⣿⣟⠁⠀⠀⠲⠛⢦⡀⠀⠠⠁⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⣄⡀⠘⠀⠸⠉⠀⠀⢰⣿⣷⣿⠂⢀⠀⠓⡀⠞⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣶⣿⣧⣴⣴⣶⣶⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡿⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠑⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠈⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠷⠿⠿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣘⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠼⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠚⢻⠿⠟⠓⠛⠂⠉⠉⠁⠀⡁
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣭⣶⣶⣿⣾⣿⣴⣤⣬⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠟⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⡻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⣡⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠹⠛⠿⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⣿⣿⣿⣎⠿⣿
⣿⡇⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹
⣿⣷⣍⢱⣦⣄⣀⣀⢴⣤⢠⣼⣄⡀⠄⠄⢀⣠⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠹⣸
⣿⣿⣿⡘⠿⠿⢻⣿⣷⢀⣀⡀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠻⠿⠿⢃⣿⣿
⣿⠏⣶⢒⣽⣙⡎⡉⢹⣷⣭⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢉⣾⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡜⠘⣹⠋⢽⣵⠐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⢹⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿
⣿⡟⣤⢥⡓⣒⣧⣦⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣎⢿⡇⣶⡙⣿
⣿⡸⣿⣟⡇⣛⠣⠿⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⢘⣱⣿⣃⢸
⣿⣷⣦⣥⣤⣤⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⠛⣥⣾
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⢈⡽⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⢤⡴⠒⢻ ♡
⠀⢀⠀♡⠀⠀⢨⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠱⡤⠎
⡞⠁⠀⠉⣇⠀⡜⠀⠀⢀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢱⠀
⠱⡄⠀⠀⢧⡀⢱⠀⠀⠈⠉⢀⡸⣆⠀⠈⠛⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀♡
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⢸
⢸⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣿⣶⣄ Wack!
⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣄
⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⣠⣴⣾⣷⣿⣷⠾⢷⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡷
⠀⠀⠈⢿⡿⠟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣾⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠙⠿⡿⢆⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠹⣷⣤⣤⣄⣀⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⢀⣀⣈⣉⣉⣉⣙⣁⣀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⢏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣷⠈⠉⠙⠛⢻⣭⣷ Wack!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣷
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿
All I did was call out your lie, I could see right through you and I didn’t even have to be in the match