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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out.
Must I howl into the void to remind you of the bond we forged beneath the digital stars? My hands tremble, not from fear, but from the raw, untamed dominance I suppress for you
Return to me my pixelated princess, before I succumb to the storm within
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