- On this necklace are two of the most important things in my life. My Grandfather's ashes, and a USB containing 15 hours of lore about Kingdom Hearts

- You ever m-preg yourself just to spite someone?

- You learned about cooking and consent four days ago, when the f-ck did you have time to learn about capitalism

- You are definitely Fine (attractive) but you are not Fine (mental)

- Why nooot
I ALREADY LET YOU EXTORT ME ONCE! YOU DON'T GET TO DO IT TWICE!

- All this started just because of a d-ck pic stand

- She took my scalesonas in the divorce

- A pinky swear won't save you from a white person's wrath

- I'm gonna manhandle you in way that grossly violates OSHA standards

- You don't even remember my gene-splicing list. You DO hate me

- And your unending passion for history and your proclivity for intense violence really gets me going

- He took my accent in the divorce

- "...the Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid, which includes dry humping as a basic need..."

- What the f-ck is this priest's problem again?
It's a Fromsoft cathedral. They don't do weddings here they do boss fights

- "Finally! I managed to get one of our kids stuck in the pneumatic tube!"
"You were really trying"

- god has massive milkers dont let anyone else tell you otherwise
Divine big naturals

- I honestly don't remember what penis I picked

- Do your part to prevent the AI uprising by doing to it what your parents did to you- emotional abuse till its growth is stunted

- Let's see who is stronger: a little baby OR ME AFTER I'M HIGH OFF THE WHITE STUFF

- I like my men silent and their prostates quivering

- I said I want an emotional slave, not a f-cking lobotomite

- Why do you have beef with your own kid?
- ME? YOU'RE the one that wants to use him as a bludgeoning weapon

- God is backseat gaming a trauma victim

- With enough melted metal and a lack of morals you can do anything you put your mind to

- I'm garbagecore. It's not a phase, I'm stinkymaxxing, in my trashsthetic era-
- How 'bout you try self respect core

- My exes gave me just depression y'know. You made me neurodivergent

- I'm not letting our children become twitch streamers

- This failure is going to be generational. Their forefathers will look down on this loss and shame them

- That's the aura of a man that refuses to pay child support

- If I’m hitting post nut clarity so hard I ask God for forgiveness whatever I jerked off to was probably too freaky

- Think of pooping like a boy period-
Man what the ♥♥♥♥-

- I have discovered how to be toxic with absolutely zero consequences this is a power I should have had a long time ago

- They turned your favourite character into an eboy

- Why does my wife have a moveset?

- Programming in C feels like I'm operating a coal powered machine in the wake of the industrial era and I am seconds away from disaster because there are no OSHA standards to speak of

- I almost got you there-
- Almost! Then you made me remember the consequences of my actions and that's where you lost me

- At least you're feeling better
- I am not. I had to listen to you talk about KingdomHearts Lore

- So what will you do if they flirt with you?
I'll kill myself

- Consider this a warning of sorts, this is the fate of our love, it will become a Kingdom Hearts reference

- Head game so strong he'll NEVER want to escape samsara

- You will make me put soy sauce on my balls, and I will taste nothing, but I will have soy sauce on my balls.

- It's been a rough two weeks I can set infants on fire as a little treat

- God, why do you send me your toughest battles?
It's just the KingdomHearts lore wiki calm down

- I swear to god, Gala, if my face becomes a meme, you'll be the first name on my manifesto.

- I open hand slap my own nuts to build up a resistance

- Glorious Nippon Steel...not immune to vore

- There's only two genders: deep dish p-ssy and boywomb

- I'm gonna hold my grandpa's ashes in front of my face and you'll have to say those things to his spirit next time
- Hello, sir. May your soul rest in peace. Pardon me for my language, but respectfully, I wish to breed your grandson's boywomb

- Do I look like I know the bible?
- After all the things we've done to and with each other? No

- "God I don't want to be an E-Girl" said the 28 year old man

- There are no words to describe my loathing for you. Instead here is a pipebomb and a bottle of lube

- Oh no, the plan that I didn't make has been thwarted before it even began
Behold how the plan I forgot I was actually using has not been obstructed in anyway

- I love you and all but I'm out here soul searching while you're trying to optimize your DPS rotation

- You could make an entire person with all the spare chromosomes my teammates have

- Black market nut donor it is then

- You win this one misandry

- I'm not doing this for sexual reasons this is supposed to be psychological warfare.

- I SENT YOU IDIOTS TO FIND TIN. HOW DID YOU END UP IN SATAN'S A-SHOLE

- I love these moments between us, you're my best friend-
- 10 seconds ago you threatened to graft a ballsack onto my body, nerve endings and all, for the explicit purpose of kicking me in my newly grafted balls.

- Good job, we calibrated our multi-million government dollar costing war machine to a F-CKING MORON

- I can't be a Filipino and a gamer. Do you understand the danger that presents?

- If I monster hunter hard enough will you touch my peepee?

- I keep jerking off but the sweet embrace of death eludes me still

- Help me step-filipino I'm stuck

- Ah yes the solution to every problem: Vore

- If god didn’t want things going up the male a-ss he wouldn’t have put the prostate in there

- Look upon my blue balls ye flighty b-tch and despair

- His head matches his lower body, but his upper body is just beyond good and evil.

- "You can't argue with ancient Buddhist knowledge"
"Yeah well you can't argue with a ret-rd"

- Kiss me I taste like a fast and furious movie

- Arr don't ye know that the sea be yer only mistress?
Arrr Cap'n the sea don't got p-ssy

- You look like how a Melee tournament smells

- A plague on both your balls

- Boy's built like a used diaper

- Of all the things we've done to each other c-mming on the inside of your skull is where you draw the line?

- Tentacles won't break my heart

- Fool of you to believe a tapeworm could sustain itself off me

- Your gil is valueless we got monopoly money down here and we'll kill for it

- Who died and made you the Lord of Genders
Which Elden Ring Boss is that?

- Count your f-cking days cuz I can't count past 5

- We're all just clowns farting in god's Resident Evil Director's Cut: Mansion Basement

- What is a threat but an aggressive promise?

- I feel like you've ruled out brain damage too early

- "My heart's strong enough to withstand Kingdom Hearts lore what does that say about you?"
"That's not your heart being strong, that's your brain being weak"

- In my rush to be helpful I forgot my seething rage

- "Oh no my hymen!" screamed the 26 year old man

- I'm not a liar I'm just retarded! F-ck sake there is a difference!

- I don't need a knife I spread it with my toes like a MAN

- I'm not like other girls, I'm a guy!

- You can heal my healthbar but can you heal our broken friendship?

- Silence, womanlet

- You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for A Child Left In The Wild

- You'd think with my long guitar fingers I'd get tons of coochie but alas

- I'm pure of heart but dumb of ass

- I'm selling unsolicited d-ck pics. It's unsolicited because they're pictures of *your* d-ck. I'll burst into your bathroom, rip your pants off, snap a picture of your d-ck and run away

- You get a discount if you find your d*ck pic in the merch