a really great twist on the vampire survivors formula. Feels great to play, sucks hours out of your life.

however! its personality is *entirely* meme-driven. "monke." "succ." "him skill issue." "gigachad." you get the idea. i want to take the developer and shake them by the shoulders and beg them to try to come up with an original joke if their game is going to be "funny." call me a boomer or whatever but jesus tapdancing christ i can barely stand to read a word of text in this thing.

Gets a positive review *only* because the rest of the game works so well, and that's acknowledging that most of the good ideas in the game, well... poncle and hopoo had 'em first.

a really great twist on the vampire survivors formula. Feels great to play, sucks hours out of your life. however! its personality is *entirely* meme-driven. "monke." "succ." "him skill issue." "gigachad." you get the idea. i want to take the developer and shake them by the shoulders and beg them to try to come up with an original joke if their game is going to be "funny." call me a boomer or whatever but jesus tapdancing christ i can barely stand to read a word of text in this thing. Gets a positive review *only* because the rest of the game works so well, and that's acknowledging that most of the good ideas in the game, well... poncle and hopoo had 'em first.