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I awake in my room, dimly lit by the early dawn. I am filled with an incredible sadness.
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🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨

🏳️‍🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:

❌🙅‍♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵

❌🙅‍♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝

❌🙅‍♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑‍💼🧑‍💼

🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃

THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨‍❤️‍👨GAYTHEON👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥

Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pride month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 that means you're not allowed to be straight 😤😤 we will not be accepting anyone who identifies as heterosexual 😒😒 until the 1st of july all shall be persecuted by law 😡😡 james charles is allowed to take anyone he wants into the dungeon 👅👅 and you will be fined $1000 if you resist 🤑🤑 jk rowling has been allowed to choose who is gay 😍😍 and this will stay the same for the rest of your life 😝😝 bisexuals are okay 🙄🙄 but you're on thin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ice ❄❄ don't think that you are safe 😥😥 thanos and his thicc ass 😜😜 will be after you if you show any signs of affection towards the other sex 😠😠