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fish fear me
women fear me
men fear me
i am alone in this world

One of the only times I feel compelled to actually write a review for a game. I've only played it for about 2 hours by now, but I'm entranced. It both feels like I've experienced so much and, at the same time, nothing yet at all in these 2 mere hours of playtime. Please, do yourself a favor and give the game a try. Don't spoil yourself, just go in blind. You owe yourself this experience.

meteion did nothing wrong

nice

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