Recent reviews by lotte

Cute kiwis, but too repetitive and boring for the price.

got smallpox
ignored said smallpox
proceeded to visit my best friends in the town
husband gets pregnant
husband gets smallpox too
wake up check the mail
10 people have died in one night, including all my closest village friends and the mayor
i die within the next 3 days
my pregnant husband survives wwith our child
i get reborn as my child
father immediately leaves us for another man during harsh winter
10/10 accurate medieval experience

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077 at launch
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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The game is creative and fun, but towards the end it feels like the game runs out of new ideas, and it honestly becomes tedious, also because of the lack of new mechanics "late-game", which made it all very repetitive. The story is average, but there is no player-choice/involvement in the story, and no consequences for the characters when it comes to their bad behaviour/personality. Example using spoiler: The game forces you to follow along the parents mission to make their own child cry, and legit torture and kill their childs favourite toy - meanwhile the player is given NO choice of whether or not to follow through with this, and this event is hardly mentioned after??/the parents are never held accountable? Combat is okay, but theres hardly any consequences when dying, you could practically win blindfolded with the majority of bosses. The ending is really cringe, you have to listen to >singing??<, it just feels like the budget went dry.

The game is good but, definitely buy it on sale.

grape

forces u to grind like a mothefuking ios cookie clicker, and thats fine ig - but it just adds up to the big pooshow that this game is. You cant see anything in towns, so have fun trying to find ur friends or merchants, because of overcrowding worse than in india. And i could live with all this, this game is fun (kinda) - but when i discovered that you have to pay to get a house and farm... and overall just grind 16x more than people who actually pay for this, its just nah.

this game will allow you to be ur most sadistic self if u want to, unfortunately there is a limit... otherwise its a really good game, even after all these years - and it wont require for you to get any mods untill you are like 500 hours in. (could use some more sadistic ones u get me) all in all I would rate my experience a 9.8/10 - lots of fun raiding peasants and getting that butter, would be a 10/10 if it had torture though.

the game is not even halfway done at this point, but it has eNdleSs gAMeplay potentional. Me likey.

gut

very noic