Vaginas. We all have em. Amirite? *pause do audience can cheee* Am I right or am I right? *I laugh and do a slight kneeslap* And believe me, if you don’t have one, you are SO lucky. They’re so hard to maintain. They get bloody every month which sucks but if it doesn’t happen then you’re PREGNANT! *Pause for audience reaction* Guys are lucky because they can just chop their genitals off. *I do a penis chopping motion and pause for audience laughter* Oh boy do I wish I could do that. My ♥♥♥♥♥ is so dry too. These guys expect it to be wet 24/7. It’s also a bit loose. I was quite a player in college. *I laugh but then get a bit sad* Cardi B wap honestly makes me sad. Like I’m not good enough. Gives me some fomo too. I bet y’all can relate! *I am happy again and pause for audience laughter* Well *Looks at wrist that has no watch* I guess my time here is up! *I laugh* Have a lovey night ladies! I’m going to have some wine now so I can handle the kids. *eyeroll and then I walk offstage*