One lovely April afternoon, Heavy was listening to his new radio that Pyro got him for his birthday. His annoying 8 year old brother, Scout was next to him playing with his favorite toy. He was starting to get very loud, annoying Heavy. Heavy turned to him, telling him to stop, but Scout thought this was all a game and continued to mess about with his toy. Heavy lost his temper and yelled at Scout, scaring him and causing him to run back to his house. Heavy noticed Scout left his toy, so he took it upon himself to kick it back into the house. As Heavy was admiring his accurate shot, he heard a strange sound coming from the cinderblock laying on the ground. He looked down and saw a wild cupcakegineer. This creature was a rare species, so he wanted to show everyone before it got away. Unfortunately, he had his finger too close to the cupcakegineer. Feeling like it was in danger, the cupcakegineer bit Heavy's finger. This startled Heavy and he screamed, also startling the cupcakegineer whom also screamed. The cupcakegineer's bite was highly venomous, and before Heavy realized what had happened, he disintegrated, leaving only his tiny coach hat hovering in midair. A tiny flying Spy discovered this strange object, so he decided he should sit in it. Liking his new couch, tiny Spy flew off into the sky, not knowing that he would soon explode after colliding with the skybox. The cupcakegineer hopped out of his cinderblock home and announced that he was creating a espyspabspsahbe, which was used to craft special items. He grabbed his wrench and quickly built the strange machine. He then put a jar a peanut butter, a fishcake and his wrench in the espyspabspsahbe, in hopes of crafting something good. Cupcakegineer turned on the espyspabspsahbe, but much to his disappointment, it failed to effectively craft his items. The espyspabspsahbe said that it did all it could, before Pocket Scout jumped out of cupcakegineer's pocket and pulled the espyspabspsahbe in. Cupcakegineer peered into his pocket, but found only a rather ugly slab of wood. He showed his disapproval, greatly offending this slab of wood, causing it to scream at him. Scared, cupcakegineer ran into a nearby building, as a Demoman seeking refuge from the hot desert heat, snuck into cupcakegineer's pocket (which he left lying on the ground). Much to the surprise of cupcakegineer, the building he was using to hide from the angry slab of wood was also being used as a hideout by No-face Sniper and his band of lackeys. Still angry that cupcakegineer hadn't payed him back for a bet No-Face Sniper won back in Badwater, the gang of angry Snipers grumbled and attacked cupcakegineer, taking all four of his limbs until he'd finally fork over their money. Knowing cupcakegineer wouldn't be able to get this money without any arms or legs, they attached wrenches where cupcakegineer's limbs should have been and ran off. Cupcakegineer, once again showed his disapproval of the situation, as a hooded Soldier watched and acted like a total moron. The end.