I've recently seen some good stuff in your inventory and certainly wanted to have a small conversation with you!

+rep pal

I had a dream I hatched you out of an egg. Immediately you clambered into, then thusly refused to leave, my cupboard. Right then the section of the house you were in ripped out of the building and flung into the sky-- while this was occuring (in a split second) the door of the cupboard swung open and you just stared at me, sitting there with your knees in your arms. The wind envoloping me and time slowed to a crawl, I was overwhelmed with dissapointment. The moment ended when you shortly dissapeared into the horizon. When I woke up I was covered in semen.

I died on the way, sorry.

You never sexed my butt.

Sex my butt