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638.7 hrs on record (497.3 hrs at review time)
been playing this series my entire life, and one thing i've always done in every game to make gameplay more fun is make fictional characters coexist with each other. it makes the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scenarios possible. jill valentine started a house fire and dante devil may cry had to put it out cus everyone else ran off. some mgs characters hit the club and dio brando started making out with big boss. phoenix wright is lady dimitrescu's lawyer. this is how the game was meant to be played i think
Posted 6 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
just buy the real board game, at least you can't lag irl
Posted 31 December, 2021.
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18.0 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
my little cousin loves watching me play :) he loses his ♥♥♥♥ every time a zombie explodes or burns up LMAOOO
Posted 3 August, 2021.
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146.2 hrs on record (141.1 hrs at review time)
jan 3 2026 review:

THEY FIXED THE BOT ISSUE THIS GAME IS GOATED

june 5 2024 review:
in the time between now and the start of the bot problem i graduated high school and finished almost 3 years of games design undergrad 😭😭

i sell art at conventions, including tf2 art, and no matter how much time passes, people still love this game. the amount of tf2 cosplayers i see every year is amazing, and i get people coming to my table excited to talk about the game even if it's in a total state rn.

i've been a fan of this game and its lore since i was like, at least 10 (ignore the hours i have compared to other players shhhh). the comics were my fave part abt the game, but i was also a huge fan of a lot of the older SFM creators. but bc i was a kid who didn't play many fps games i enjoyed it from a distance until i got older, instead playing the orange box version of the game.

i may not play often, but this game has a special place in my heart and it upsets me that it's been left to die a quiet death by valve.

because of the persistent bot issue, there's no way i can fully recommend the game. it's been a while since i've touched it, but word goes around and i can tell it's genuinely painful to play the game in its current state. i hope this changes soon

april 16 2021 review:
it's fun when aimbots aren't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in the ass

not noob friendly at the moment but training mode exists if you still wanna play it

lore is amazing, even if the comics haven't been updated in 4 years

overall, pretty good game :)
Posted 5 April, 2021. Last edited 3 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
58.9 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
this game is such a nostalgia trip and i love it so much, but i will never forgive valve for making the tank /that/ terrifying. i remember having nightmares where i'd be in an apocalypse and the tank would be there. i had many of these throughout my adolescence.

but there's one nightmare i never cease to forget.

i was hiding in my house because there were zombies outside, and i was the last one alive in my family. i thought i'd live, but then i felt the earth shake. i look outside. i see the burly, rotted beast of a man. a husk of what he once was. he rips the earth below him and launches it towards me, and i wake up.

i will never forget that dream for as long as i live.

but overall, good game!! :)
Posted 25 June, 2020.
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