I suppose not. It’s not a tale the Jedi would ever dare to tell you — mostly because they can’t say the word goon with a straight face. It’s a Sith Goon-Legend, whispered only in the deepest corners of the galaxy, usually by someone who hasn’t slept in three days.

Darth Goonus was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so overwhelmingly powerful and so profoundly goon-brained that he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to goon uncontrollably. Some say he could even cause spontaneous cosmic gooning simply by raising an eyebrow.

His knowledge of the dark side was so deep, so bizarre, so aggressively goony, that he could even keep those he gooned with from un-gooning. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider… questionable at best.

He became so powerful, so goon-enhanced, that the only thing he feared was losing his Ultimate Goon Power — which, of course, he eventually did.
Tragically, he taught his apprentice everything about the ancient art of hyper-gooning, and then his apprentice out-gooned him in his sleep.

And so, Darth Goonus met his end — ironically able to save others from goon-failure, but not himself from the Eternal Goon Collapse.