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1 person found this review helpful
14.4 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
Summary: Flawless Stick-Figure Kung Fu
Score: 9 / 10
Time: Perfect for quick 10-minute sessions, or an hours-long trance-like experience.
💰 Value: Unbeatable. An absolutely amazing game with an enormous amount of content, providing perfect value for your hard-earned cash.

The Good & The Bad
  • [+] A masterclass in "easy to learn, hard to master" game design.
  • [+] Surprisingly deep combat system disguised as a simple 2D action-rhythm brawler.
  • [+] It literally does live up to the name, as you can play with only one finger, but only after reaching the "GODLY" level! irl
  • [+-] While the controls are simple, the speed of the game at higher levels might literally give you hand cramps.
  • [+-] While the game is simple, the graphics might not be desirable for those who want nice, pretty graphics, as there are just so many stick figures.

Bottom Line
"One Finger Death Punch 2 is a pure, honest dopamine rush that respects both your time and your money. It strips away the fluff to deliver an incredibly addictive martial arts experience."
Posted 3 March.
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127.2 hrs on record (120.6 hrs at review time)
Good 👍
Posted 25 November, 2025.
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0.4 hrs on record
Very bare bones and repetitive game play. Cars are also too powerful
Posted 29 March, 2025.
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4.2 hrs on record
Fun
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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19.4 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
This is one of the best racing games I have played. Worth every penny.
Posted 13 September, 2024.
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5.2 hrs on record
Summary: Nice Concept, Broken Connection
Score: 3 / 10
Time: Constant disconnects, but good playtime if works
💰 Value: Not worth it if you can't stay connected

The Good & The Bad
  • [+] The idea of switching between cars, planes, and boats is nice.
  • [+] Exploring the massive USA map is fun when it actually works.
  • [-] Terrible server stability; constant disconnects after races.
  • [-] Losing progress during travel because of "Connection Lost" errors.
  • [-] Frustrating user experience for a game that requires an "always-online".

Bottom Line
"Despite the cool variety, the worst servers I've encountered make this an unplayable mess. Do not buy until they stabilize the experience, which they won't."

Edit: Update on Offline Mode
"My 'Not Recommended' remains."
Posted 13 July, 2023. Last edited 24 February.
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116.0 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
A 95% discount definitely buy it at this point EA is literally forcing people to buy.

Edit: Saw NFS: Unbound Reveal Trailer it was probably because of their new installment they discounted this game still a great deal.
Posted 29 September, 2022. Last edited 26 November, 2023.
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87.8 hrs on record
Summary: Essential Desktop Utility
Score: 10 / 10
Time: Endless content (Workshop is massive)
💰 Value: Absolute steal

The Good & The Bad
  • [+] Lots and lots of wallpapers for everything and everyone.
  • [+] Doesn't eat up lots of resources with the right settings and wallpapers for your system.
  • [+] It is highly optimized and includes a setting to auto-pause wallpapers when other applications are focused or full-screen.
  • [-] Can't find anything bad.

Bottom Line
"If you care even 1% about how your PC looks, this is the best $5 you will ever spend on Steam."
Posted 6 July, 2022. Last edited 24 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
60.1 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10

**Must Buy If You Love Batman Games**
Posted 25 May, 2022.
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18.3 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second live for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10
Posted 4 January, 2022.
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