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Good pet! Now crawl back over here, still on your hands and knees. Pets aren't allowed to stand, and they certainly aren't allowed to talk back! Now, plant your face right in the middle of my foot and take a deep breath through your nose. You need to become very familiar with your owner's scent. Do it again. Inhale my foot odor from directly between my toes, be a good pet for me
Come on, pet, work harder for it. Show me how much you want to worship my perfect little feet. I know, That's it, just a little higher., really tug on those balls for me. Hmm you're still not impressing me, I'm starting to think you don't worship my feet enough. Show me I'm wrong!

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Errai at a grocery store in Boston yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

Hi Errai!!!!!

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